My Naughty Minette (Properly Spanked 3)

“I ought to go and be sure my father is all right,” he said.

The dowager stood very quickly for a woman of her age. “Then I shall thank you for your hospitality before I take my leave. I promised Lady Metcalfe I would dine with her and her family this evening, and I know my niece wishes to settle in to her new home.”

Hands were squeezed and air kisses were exchanged. Lady Overbrook sailed out and climbed into her waiting carriage, now emptied of Minette’s things. He half considered ordering them repacked, and sending her off with her aunt. It would serve her right for defying his wishes. She’s your wife. You live with her.

Yes, Minette was his wife now, and as such, obliged to obey his commands.

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Minette focused on unpacking and arranging her things, rather than the edge in August’s voice when he’d instructed her to await his company in her rooms. Why, there was so much to be done. Her private sitting room wasn’t aired, the bed wasn’t made, and the dressing room was rather smaller than the one back home.

But then, she hadn’t brought all her things. Some were coming behind, in a hired baggage coach. Oh, it was all very sudden and disorganized, but when her aunt said she was coming to town, Minette knew she must seize the opportunity or resign herself to being stuck in the country for a tiresome amount of time. Her husband wasn’t happy about it. Yet. She would soon show him that she wouldn’t be any sort of nuisance at all, that, in fact, she could make his life much more pleasant with her company.

Yes, even pleasant in that way. She’d had some enlightening talks with Josephine over the past week, about men and their desires, and how to keep them happy. Josie hadn’t been terribly explicit—and Minette was grateful for that, since the lady was married to her brother—but she had given her advice about tenderness and courage, and allowing men to express themselves, and being willing to give oneself up to their deepest desires, even if those desires seemed strange or frightening on the surface.

Minette didn’t intend to be frightened. She would do whatever she must to develop a closeness with August, and she certainly couldn’t develop this closeness unless she was living in the same household with him.

So she would not fret about his reproachful looks or that disquieting edge to his voice, because she was exactly where she ought to be, and if he didn’t know it now, he would know it soon enough. He was probably only at ends due to his father’s illness, which was not the sort of illness she had envisioned. She had pictured Lord Barrymore sniffling and sick in bed, not stalking about the house in bed clothes, raving about trees and fairies and being kept prisoner. Poor August. Lord Barrymore had clearly lost his mind, and her husband must have thought such outbursts would trouble her.

But the only thing that troubled her was the idea of August bearing these burdens alone, without his caring and supportive wife by his side. And in his bed. My goodness, she really couldn’t stop thinking about bedroom things now that she’d been confronted with him again, now that she’d remembered anew how large and masculine and handsome he was, with his thick, tousled ebony hair and those dark hazel eyes that held her gaze with such intense focus.

She shivered and arranged her primping things upon the vanity table with her maid’s help. The best way to calm her nerves was to settle in and remember her purpose here—to provide companionship to her husband in his time of need.

Still, she jumped when the strident knock came at the sitting room door. She passed through the comfortably appointed room to open it, hiding any misgivings behind a brilliant smile.

“There you are, August. I’m just helping Mercer put away the last of my things.”

Bother, that frown. And he always looked so formidable when he wore dark clothes. “Send Mercer away,” he said brusquely. “You and I are going to have a talk.”

Oh, no. She did not believe this would be the sort of talk she’d enjoy. The sort of talk, for instance, where he might thank her for coming to London against his wishes because he really hadn’t known best, and because she belonged here and might help him, and all of that. It looked more like the sort of talk where he might scold her and turn her over his knee for being disobedient and stubborn.

There was really only one practical way to handle such a discussion. Minette ducked and slipped past him, and broke into a run down the hall.

She heard his outraged gasp, his order that she stop and return to him immediately, but she was not so foolish a woman as that. Barrymore House was a great big domicile, and there must be plenty of places to hide when one was in crisis. She must go downstairs, to the kitchens or the stables, where lots of people were around, and where August would not want to seem an insensitive husband before the staff. She took the stairs two at a time, nearly tripping on the landing, for she heard his steps right behind her.

Why, it wasn’t dignified for a husband to chase his wife when she clearly didn’t wish to be caught. She ought to have made Aunt Overbrook stay until she knew August’s feelings on her unexpected arrival. He would have behaved in front of her aunt, she was sure of it.

Goodness, he could really run fast.

He caught her arm and drew her to a halt, and tossed her, without so much as a by-your-leave, over his shoulder. “What a capital idea,” he said, only slightly winded. “Let’s have this discussion in my study, since I happen to have your paddle stowed in the desk.”

Minette froze in the midst of her squirming. “You brought the paddle from Oxfordshire?”

“Indeed I brought it, so you wouldn’t be tempted to dispose of it in my absence.” He took hold of her legs to arrest her kicking. “I’m glad I thought of it. If you ever deserved a paddling, it’s now.”

“But what have I done? I’ve only come to be with you,” she pleaded. “I was lonely.”

He strode into the study, hauling her past a duo of footmen with her bottom and skirts flailing in the air. It was not well done of him. When he set her down, she faced him with her hands on her hips.

“Do you know what? You are terribly confused about how to be a husband. You’re not doing anything right. You’re not being kind or warm, or caring. You decide that you ought to leave me in Oxfordshire when everyone knows husbands and wives should be together. Now you’re dragging me about your home in front of all the servants in this humiliating and ignoble way.”

Rather than see her side of things, his frown only deepened. “Are you finished?”

“No, I’m not finished,” she said, tossing her head. “I can go on another twenty minutes or so about all the things you’re doing wrong in this marriage, not that I think you’ll listen, since you seem a very stubborn person indeed.”

His brows rose. “I’m a stubborn person? I told you in no uncertain terms that I didn’t want you to come to London, and here you are. You brought your aunt with you to be sure that gossip of my father’s illness spreads to the greatest group of society possible.”

“I brought my aunt with me so I wouldn’t have to travel alone. And she is not a gossip.”

“I beg to differ. Every one of her friends is going to learn in short order that the Marquess of Barrymore has gone mad, and it’s your fault. Not only are you stubborn, Minette, but you don’t consider anyone else’s wishes, only your own. You wanted to come to London and so you came, completely disregarding my instructions to the contrary.” He took her arm and marched her over to the desk, and jerked open a drawer to withdraw the horrid paddle. “As a consequence, you’re going to receive a very harsh spanking.”

“But it’s not fair.” She began to tremble out of shock, out of fear, out of dr

ead that she wouldn’t survive an entire spanking with that painful implement.

“Not fair? Did you disobey me, Minette?”

“I disobeyed you, but only because—”

“I don’t care why. I only care that you learn not to disobey again. Bend over the desk.”

“Please, no,” she pleaded. “I don’t want to be paddled.”

“And I didn’t want you to appear here this afternoon with your Aunt Overbrook. You see how these things work.” He pressed her down over the desk and drew her skirts up, holding her in place with one firm palm. “If you don’t want to be punished, don’t countermand my orders. Now be still,” he barked as she kicked at him. “You’re getting a dozen smart cracks with this paddle.”

“Why don’t you just give me a stern lecture about things? Owww!” She jumped and cried out as the first stinging stroke landed upon her bottom. “Husbands shouldn’t spank wives. A scolding would work just as—”

Her voice cut off with the hot explosion of the second stroke. She reached back to impede him; she knew it wouldn’t be allowed but it hurt so badly she couldn’t help it. He took her hand and pushed it back down to the desk. “Place your hands beneath you and keep your feet on the floor. I’ll add more strokes each time you impede me.”

His strident tone left no question that she must obey. A dozen strokes to bear, and she was dying after only two. She mustn’t earn any more. The next smack landed, sharp and crisp. She kicked her legs, but put her feet right back on the floor again before he decided to make good on his threat.

“Oh, no,” she whispered as the fourth one landed, harder than any of the three before. “I can’t bear this.”