Fall (VIP 3)

“Then we’re agreed,” I tell her. “You won’t sneak up on me, and I’ll keep playing naked.”

“What’s with playing naked anyway?” she asks.

I shrug. “I got hot. Took my clothes off. No big deal.”

I don’t mention that I’m horny but have no outlet to relieve my needs other than my hand. And my hand isn’t cutting it. Playing naked takes the edge off. Call it weird, but there’s a certain eroticism in the act, the cool press of the guitar against my dick, the taut resistance of the strings on my fingertips, and the music. Music and sex go hand in hand for a reason; they are both forms of expression, release, creation.

She looks at me like I’m a nutter. But when she talks, her tone is placid. “You’re right. Whatever you do in your own house is your own business.”

“Thank you—”

“However,” she butts in, “your music isn’t remaining in your home. It’s invading mine.”

“Music cannot be contained by mere walls, Stella Button.”

“Well, try.”

I raise my hands wide. “How am I supposed to do that?”

Stella’s mouth falls open. “You can’t be this clueless.”

I glare at her in annoyance. “I’m not turning down the volume. That’s bollocks.”

“Plug headphones in your little amp.”

“Headphones? Am I in my parents’ house? Not a chance.”

“Oh, grow up. It’s not that bad.”

“I am grown. That’s why I have my own place. To play my music however I want.”

She blows a raspberry, the sound loud and obnoxious. I want to laugh. But I don’t because I’m still annoyed.

“Stop acting like an entitled pest, John. You’re disturbing the peace, and you know it.”

“No one else has complained.”

“Well, I am. Don’t make me call Mr. Scott.”

I feel my brows lift. “You’d tattle on me? Low, Stella. Fucking low.”

She sniffs, crossing her arms under her tits. “He did say I should contact him if I had any issues with you.”

“You know, Scottie has been after me to play for a while now. Never mind that, while he has ‘pompous asshole’ down to a science, technically he works for me.”

Her mouth falls open then snaps shut. “I forgot that.”

“Understandable. We let him play bossman when it suits us. But facts are facts, and I’m thinking I’ll win this round. Try again, Button.”

A flush grows over her cheeks. “You’re seriously not going to keep it down?”

I probably would if I she weren’t throwing threats of Scottie at me. Or suggesting headphones. I give her a lazy shrug.

She snarls, making all her round places jiggle—again. “If you don’t, I’ll …” She looks around wildly, then zeroes in on my beloved Strat. “I’ll knock you on the head with that ratty old guitar.”

A horrified gasp leaves me. “That, sweet Stella, is a 1964 Fender Stratocaster Sunburst, once owned and played by Jimi Hendrix. I’d rather you give me a swift kick in the balls and call it a day.”

Her brows lift high. “You own a Hendrix guitar? And you’re playing it?”

“Of course, I am. The old girl needs to be played or she dies.” I rest a proprietary hand on her rough, battered body. “Don’t listen to mean ol’ Stella. I’ll protect you, baby.”

Stella rolls her eyes. “Jesus. How much did that thing cost, anyway?”

“She’s not a thing. And she can hear you.”

Another eye roll.

I pat my baby again. “About a million, I guess. But she’s priceless to me.”

Stella goes pale and sways a little.

“What’s wrong?” I ask her, knowing but … still.

“I’m overwhelmed.”

“You should see Rye’s instrument collection. Now that’s impressive.” Suddenly, I want her to see it, to meet Rye, who I know she’d like. He’d charm her in a second. A frown hits me out of left field. Maybe I don’t really want her cozying up to Rye.

She shakes her head as though trying to pull herself out of a fog. “I’m having inappropriate thoughts of running off with it.”

“I felt the same way,” I tell her solemnly.

“And selling it.”

“There’s the little thief I know.”

“I’d give most of the money to charity.” She doesn’t look convincing.

“Now, now, don’t try to Robin Hood it,” I tease. “It messes with my mental image of your mercenary ways.”

Stella sets her hands on her hips. “Look, will you please just use a headset like a normal person?”

“You want me to mute my sound? No way.”

“I can’t do yoga in peace, and you’re scaring Stevens.”

“Stevens is a rock ’n’ roll cat. He loves it.” When she cringes, I take a step closer to her, my eyes on her face. “Why, Stella Grey, you used an innocent cat to make me feel guilty!” I kind of love that.

Her nose wrinkles, and she gives a little haughty sniff. “I did not.”

“You totally did.”

Stella throws her hands up in the air. “Okay. Fine. It’s all me. Now, will you please keep it down?”

She moves to go, and I find myself stopping her.