Fang (Maximum Ride 6)

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?

Dudes don’t die inside.

DO YOU LIKE MAX?

Duh.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

I think you’re funny.

DOES IGGY LIKE ME?

Sure.

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?

No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?

Ahh. No.

IS IT ABOUT ARI?

Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?

IS IT ABOUT JEB?

Ahh.

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?

Clearly, no.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A Dirty Projectors T-shirt. Jeans.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

No freaking comment.

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?

Could I not find that comment personal?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGL ASSES?

Yes, cheap ones.

DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGL ASSES AT NIGHT?

That would make it hard to see.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?

Huh?