Seeming and being are
two different things. You
seem nice, too, Mommy dearest.
Anyway, did you find some clothes?
I showed her what I
bought, and she grinned
a killer smile.
At least you’re consistent.
I had to laugh, speeding
along with the monster.
Consistent? Not!
Inconsistent Me
could barely look at dinner.
I told Mom I ate at the mall.
What?
What, what?
What exactly did you get?
Quick, Kristina, think.
“Stir-fry. You know,
fast food Chinese.”
Did you eat all your veggies?
OMG! Here I was, busting
my brain on first-class speed,
and all she cared about was if
I’d consumed my greens?
’Cause you can’t stay smart
eating only junk food.
Stay smart? First I had
to get smart, and it
wasn’t about to happen