Moving Pictures (Discworld 10)

'Could be, could be,' said the dog grudgingly. 'Looks like a couple of blocks have wedged up and left a space.'

'Big enough for someone small to crawl through?' said Victor encouragingly.

'I knew you were going to say that,' said Gaspode.

Victor heard the scrabble of paws on loose rock. Eventually a muffled voice said, 'It opens up a bit . . . tight squeeze here . . . blimey . . . '

There was silence.

'Gaspode?' said Victor apprehensively.

'It's OK. I'm through. An' I can see the door.'

'Great!'

Victor felt the air move and there was a scratching noise. He reached out carefully and his hand met a ferociously hairy body.

'Laddie's trying to follow you!'

'He's too big. He'll get stuck!'

There was a canine grunt, a frantic kicking which showered Victor with gravel, and a small bark of triumph.

'O'corse, he's a bit skinnier'n me,' said Gaspode, after a while.

'Now you two run and fetch help,' said Victor. 'Er. We'll wait here.'

He heard them disappear into the distance. Laddie's faraway barking indicated that they had reached the outside air.

Victor sat back.

'Now all we have to do is wait,' he said.

'We're in the hill, aren't we?' said Ginger's voice in the darkness.

'Yes.'

'How did we get here?'

'I followed you.'

'I told you to stop me.'

'Yes, but then you tied me up.'

'I did no such thing!'

'You tied me up,' repeated Victor. 'And then you came here and opened the door and made a torch of some sort and went all the way into that - that place. I dread to think of what you'd have done if I hadn't woken you up.'

There was a pause.

'I really did all that?' said Ginger uncertainly.

'You really did.'

'But I don't remember any of it!'

'I believe you. But you still did it.'