Unseen Academicals (Discworld 37)
'It's rather like being a carthorse,' said Vetinari. 'After a while one ceases to notice, it's just the way of life.'
'They deserve their chance and it must be taken now, while the world is at peace.'
'Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as a period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.'
'Where did you learn such cynicism, Havelock?'
Vetinari spun around and began his absent-minded walk along the length of the table again. 'Well, mostly from you, madam, though I have to say that the credit is not all yours, since I have had an extended period of further education as tyrant of this city.'
'I think you allow them too much freedom.'
'Oh, yes, I do. That's why I am still tyrant of this city. The way to retain power, I have always thought, is to ensure the absolute unthinkability of oneself not being there. I shall help you in any way I can, of course. There should be no slaves, even slaves to instinct.'
'One person can make a difference,' said Margolotta. 'Look at Mister Shine who is now Diamond King of Trolls. Look at yourself. If men can fall - '
Vetinari gave a sharp laugh. 'Oh, they can, indeed.'
' - then orcs can rise,' said Margolotta. 'If that is not true then the universe is not true.'
There was a velvet-like knock at the double doors and Drumknott entered. 'Mister Nutt is here, sir.' He added with a certain disdain, 'And he's with that... woman, who cooks in the university.'
Vetinari glanced at Margolotta. 'Yes,' he said. 'I think we should see him in the main hall.'
Drumknott coughed. 'I think I should tell you, sir, that Mister Nutt acquired entrance to the building through gates that were securely locked.'
'Did he tear them off their hinges?' asked Vetinari with apparent enthusiastic interest.
'No, sir, he lifted the gates bodily off their hinges and stacked them neatly against the wall.'
'Ah, then there is still hope for the world.'
'And the guards?'
Drumknott glanced for a moment at Lady Margolotta. 'I have taken the precaution of stationing some of them inconspicuously in the Great Hall gallery with crossbows.'
'Stand them down,' said Vetinari.
'Stand them down?' said Margolotta.
'Stand them down,' said Vetinari again, directly to Drumknott. He extended his arm to her ladyship. 'I think the term is, as they put it, alea iacta est. The die, your ladyship, is cast, and we should both see how it falls.'
'Will you get into trouble for that?' said Glenda, staying close to Nutt as they walked up the steps.
The main hall of the palace was an intimidating place when empty, because it had been designed for exactly that purpose.
'Why didn't you just knock like everyone else?'
'My dear Glenda, I am not like anyone else and neither are you.'
'Then what are you going to do?'
'I don't know. What will Ladyship do? I have no idea, although I am becoming aware of how she thinks and there are a few possibilities I have in mind.'
They watched two figures coming down the broad staircase that extended up into the rest of the building. It had been built to accommodate hundreds; the two people coming down looked uncharacteristically small.
'Ah, Mister Nutt,' said Vetinari as they had almost reached the bottom step, 'and Miss Sugarbean. I must add my congratulations to the pair of you on the wonderful, albeit surprising, success of Unseen Academicals.'
'I think you are going to have to make a lot of changes to the rules, sir,' said Nutt.