The Lilliput Legion (TimeWars 9)

“A couple of years,” she said.

“A couple of years,” he said, amused. “A whole couple, huh?”

“Before that I served with the First Division.”

“Ah. One of Moses Forrester’s legendary Time Commandos, eh? Saved the world a few times, did you?”

“I did my part.”

“How commendable. Excuse me if I don’t share your zealous sense of duty. You see, unlike you privileged elite, I was never sent out on glamorous short-term missions to return to luxurious quarters at Pendleton Base, where I could live in a style normally reserved for command staff officers. See, we ‘spooks’ spend years on the minus side, living in primitive squalor, gathering the intelligence that enables you glory hounds to function and only getting brought in from the cold when our chemically increased lifespans threaten to become an inconvenience. And then we’re only brought back long enough to be briefed for a new assignment in the field. More years on the minus side that inexorably grind on into decades. And always there’s the struggle for funding to maintain field operations—”

“Oh, bull,” said Andre. “The T.I.A. has the largest budget of any government agency—service branches included!”

“We do a bigger job than any government agency, service branches included,” the Network man said. “You have any idea what it takes to maintain a field office? No, of course not. What the hell do you care? They expect a section head to set up a field office and maintain it with just a small staff of agents, as if all we had to do was read newspapers and monitor the electronic media, never mind that many of the places we’re sent to haven’t even heard of electricity, much less mass media. We’re expected to feed intelligence to the Observers, investigate and report all anomalies to Temporal Army Command, monitor all activity within a temporal zone that a regiment couldn’t adequately cover. And with the parallel universe involved now, we’re supposed to handle all those added complications, as well.”

He snorted derisively. “You tell me,” he continued. “how are we supposed to do that without recruiting additional personnel from the temporal zones we’re assigned to? And those people have to be paid somehow out of a budget that do

esn’t allow for them. Elaborate, costly procedures must be followed to keep them from suspecting what we’re really doing. Special, painstaking precautions, also very costly, must be taken to avoid causing any temporal disruptions of our own, because supposedly that’s what we’re here to prevent. And somehow we’re supposed to keep our sanity while trying to do a job that simply can’t be done.”

“It sounds to me as if you’re trying very hard to justify yourself,” said Andre. “It also sounds like you should have been relieved a long time ago. You should’ve been brought in. You need rest and you need help. You’re a burnout case.”

“Yeah? Well, maybe I am. Maybe there was a time when doing my duty was as important to me as it is to you. But as you’ve surmised, I’ve been at it for a long, long time now. And let me tell you, it’s like pissing in the wind.”

He leaned back in the chair, took a deep drag off his cigarette and exhaled the smoke in a sigh.

“You see, it’s kinda hard to convince the folks back home that what goes down in some temporal backwater makes any difference to them. I mean, why should they care about a field office in 11th century Jerusalem? Why should they give a damn about some war in 19th century Africa or political instability in 20th century Latin America? That was all ancient history, right? Now the rising interest rates, the falling value of the dollar, the collapse of the service economy, bank failures, those things make a difference to them. They’re relevant, you see. Why should they pay taxes to support operations hundreds or thousands of years removed from their own reality? All they can see is their own-world winding down. They simply can’t see that it’s all connected. They’re fools. They’re like a bunch of mindless lemmings, running full tilt toward the edge of a cliff. So if they don’t give a damn, why the hell should we?”

He backed away from them, keeping them covered with his gun, until he came up against a wooden table and some chairs. He pulled a chair out, sat down and casually crossed his legs, never once taking his eyes off them. He took out a pack of English cigarettes, shook one out and lit it with a lighter held in his free hand. He offered the pack to Andre, but she shook her head. He shrugged and put it away.

“It’s all falling apart, you know. I figure it probably started coming to pieces back around Julius Caesar’s time and it’s been growing progressively worse ever since. The miracle is that it’s all stayed together this long. Somewhere back in Roman times, some idiot decided that man’s role on this earth was to conquer nature instead of being a part of it, so we’ve been bludgeoning nature to death ever since. And several thousand years later, we’ve just about finished the job.”

“Time travel was the final straw,” he continued, in his sleepy sounding voice. “The Greeks used to say, ‘Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.’ Well, we’ve become the gods and we’ve driven nature mad. It’s fragmenting into split personalities. Parallel timelines. And now that it’s started, there’s just no way to stop it. It’s going to be like a chain reaction, building and building and building. No stopping it. No stopping it at all.”

“What in heaven’s name is he talking about?” Gulliver said, under his breath. “Do you understand any of this?”

Andre nodded. “I’m afraid I do,” she said. “And I’m afraid he has a point, too, despite his twisted logic.”

“Twisted logic?” the Network man said.

“I’d call it twisted,” said Andre. “Things may be falling apart, but that’s no reason to stop trying to do anything about it. You talk as if there’s some kind of virtue in not caring, in simply giving up. Nothing can be done, so why bother? Live for today, forget about tomorrow, right?”

“That’s only human nature,” he said, with a shrug. “When the bombs were falling on London during World War II, people made love in the bomb shelters. Knowing that death could come at any second, they tried to wring as much out of the passion of the moment as they could.”

“That wasn’t why,” said Andre, shaking her head. “That’s what I mean about your twisted logic. They did it because the procreative urge is often activated during times of great stress and extreme danger. Because their innermost instincts, knowing, as you said, that death could come at any moment, were driven to reaffirm life. Faced with imminent extinction, the human animal fights to procreate, to create new life to carry on the struggle. That’s why things have stayed together this long. Not because it was some sort of miracle or blind luck or entropy or whatever the hell you want to call it, but because we’re a race of fighters and dreamers. We know things aren’t going well, but we have a dream that they’ll get better and we fight to make that dream come true. Because when you get right down to it, that’s all there is. If you stop fighting for your dream, then it really is all over. If you give up your dreams, you die.”

The sound of slow hand clapping echoed through the loft. “Bravo, Miss Cross! Spoken like a true dreamer! Bravo, indeed!”

Andre spun around toward the door at the far end of the loft. The freight elevator doors stood open and Nikolai Drakov had stepped out, dressed in an elegant, dark, wool, velour topcoat and a conservative worsted suit with a very fine pinstripe. His tie was impeccably knotted, his shirt was raw white silk and he wore a dark blue scarf draped around his neck. He looked more like a corporate attorney than the last surviving member of the terrorist Timekeepers, former leader of the notorious Time Pirates and master of the monstrous hominoids. Andre stared at him with disbelief.

“Yes, Miss Cross, I really am alive, as you can see,” he said, with an amused smile, giving her a slight bow from the waist. “Only the good die young, as they say.”

He turned around and motioned to someone behind him in the elevator. Two men came forward, supporting. a third between them, a man with his hands and arms firmly tied behind his back. They dragged him out and shoved him forward, so that he fell sprawling full-length on the floor. He moaned and raised his battered face to look at Andre.

“My God,” she whispered. “Hunter!”

Chapter 9.

They had brought their twenty-six tiny prisoners back to the apartment on Threadneedle Street, all bound with their own little ropes and carefully wrapped up in a section of the camouflage netting that had concealed their camp. Finn slowly unrolled the netting, taking care not to damage any of their little prisoners; then he gently laid them all out one by one. on the table top, as if they were wounded combatants in a field hospital. They all suffered this treatment stoically, saying nothing, apparently resigned to whatever fate awaited them.