The Slaying of the Shrew (Shakespeare & Smythe 2)

“Ah, indeed.”

“So then… what are we to do?”

“Well, ‘twould seem to me that you have a number of things to consider before we can answer that question,” Shakespeare replied. “For one thing, you seem to have neglected, at least for the moment, the matter of what brought you out to the garden maze last night in the first place.”

“ Elizabeth!”

“Precisely. Now, can you be certain that she is not somehow involved in this?”

“ Elizabeth? I could never believe that of her!” Smythe replied. “Not after what she went through herself! Zounds, does anyone get betrothed in London without all manner of plots and counterplots?”

“One might say that marriage is a plot in and of itself, but that is neither here nor there,” said Shakespeare, wryly. “If you are going to be reporting what you heard tonight to Master Middleton, or to anyone else, for th

at matter, then quite aside from being questioned closely about what you had heard, you will doubtless be questioned about why you were out there in the first place, especially at such an hour. Now, would you be comfortable saying that you were there because you had seen Elizabeth entering the maze alone and therefore followed her? For if you were to say that, then chances are it would cast suspicion upon her, and she would be summoned to explain why she went out there all alone, with darkness falling.”

“I would like to hear that explanation, myself,” said Smythe.

“Ah, but are you entitled to it?” Shakespeare countered. “And even if you were, which is certainly open to argument, then how do you suppose Elizabeth would feel about that?”

“She would probably be furious with me,” Smythe said, glumly. “She does have quite the temper.”

“Mmm, don’t they all?” said Shakespeare.

“What are we to do then?”

“We?” The poet raised his eyebrows. “I thought ‘twas your problem that we were discussing. How does it happen, Tuck, that I always manage somehow to be pulled into your intrigues?”

“Because you are my friend,” said Smythe.

“Aye, worse luck.”

“And because you cannot resist it. You are as curious as a cat, Will.”

“True, and worse luck, still,” said Shakespeare, with a grimace. “So then, where does that leave us?”

Shakespeare sighed. “Well… it leaves us with not one, but two puzzles, it would seem. The first, and the most immediate, since it nearly resulted in your getting skewered tonight, is the matter of these two mysterious and rather unpleasant gentlemen and their plot involving Blanche Middleton. The second is the question of what Elizabeth was doing out in the maze tonight, and whether or not her business there had aught to do with these two gentlemen. I know that you do not believe it, but we cannot dismiss the possibility. We must keep our heads about us and not allow our feelings to influence our better judgement. You say that you neither saw nor heard her after you had entered the maze yourself?”

Smythe shook his head. “No. It seemed to me that she must have known her way around in there, for I lost track of her and became confused myself.”

“You became what you had already become, else you would not have gone out there in the first place,” Shakespeare said, dryly.

“Are you going to help me or criticize me?”

“I criticize you only to help you, my lad,” the poet replied. He took a deep breath. “That girl is going to be the ruin of you yet. But… you are my very best friend, Tuck, for better or for worse, and so, as I am a loyal friend, your ruin shall be our ruin, and we shall both go down magnificently.”

Tuck rolled his eyes. “You are being melodramatic.”

“Of course, I am being melodramatic, you ninny. I am a poet.”

“And a player.”

“Aye, and thus stand doubly damned. Well then, what shall we do about this curious predicament?” He stroked his beard and thought for a moment. Then he nodded to himself. “ Twould seem to me that saying anything to Master Middleton at this point would serve no useful purpose. We do not know enough to tell him anything of substance. That someone might plot to take advantage of him and his daughter, to marry her for money, well, that is something that any man in his position would readily surmise and take steps to prepare for. And who are we, after all, to be pointing accusatory fingers at any of his guests? We are but two lowly players, whose own motives might easily be suspect. We need much more than just the few remarks you overheard tonight before we can go to Master Middleton.”

“But we are only here for one more day,” said Smythe. “Or two, at most, if we depart the day after our performance.”

“Which argues well for doing nothing,” Shakespeare replied. “This is truly none of our affair.”

“When someone tries to run me through with a rapier, I consider that very much my affair!”