Billionaire Beast

“I guess,” I tell her. “I wish that just once, something could go right for me in this city. Everything’s so competitive and everyone treats each other like dirt.”

“It’s not the city,” Annabeth tells me. “You just need to get out there and get your freak on.”

“My freak,” I tell her, “is permanently set in the off position. Besides, I think people stopped saying that like 10 years ago.”

“Whatever,” Annabeth says. “I have the perfect guy for you.”

This is the other problem with Annabeth. She’s always trying to hook me up with someone, and she has the worst taste in men.

“My cousin just got into town and he’s looking for someone to take out to a nice dinner. He’s a really funny guy, and people tell me that he’s pretty handsome, too. He’s my cousin and all, so I don’t really look at him like that, but I think you two would really hit it off.”

“And now tell me what’s wrong with him.”

“Nothing,” she says, taking another drag. “Nothing’s wrong with him.”

Wait for it.

“Okay, I guess he can be a little impulsive, but girl, you know spontaneity’s the spice of life.”

“You said he just got into town. Where was he?”

“Upstate,” Annabeth answers, looking at her feet.

I really hope I’m not that bad at hiding things.

“Where upstate?” I ask.

And here it comes.

“Okay, he was kind of locked up for a little while, but the whole thing was just a total misunderstanding. He was drunk and thought the car was his!”

“Yeah,” I say. “I’m sorry, but I do have a no felons rule in my dating life.”

“Oh, like you’re going to find a good-looking single man in this city without a record,” she scoffs.

“I’ll take my chances,” I tell her.

“I’m done. You wanna play hooky?”

“I still have to go downstairs and help Atkinson write a speech for his son’s career day.”

Annabeth groans.

“I know,” I tell her. “Maybe next time.”

“You always say that, but you’ve never slipped out with me longer than a smoke break,” she complains. “Who’s even going to know that we’re gone?”

“Everyone!” I snap. “Every time you leave in the middle of the day, I have to pick up your crap just to make sure no one wonders why you’re not here. Nobody’s going to do that for me, and they’re certainly not going to do that for both of us. Maybe, with your summa cum laude, you might have better luck landing something if you ever did any damn work around here!”

I don’t know what exactly she said that pushed me over the edge, but here I am on my way down.

“Easy, girl,” she says, holding her palms up and toward me. “I didn’t know it was such a burden for you.”

“I’m sorry,” I say, not knowing why I’m crying. “I just hate this stupid job and I hate this stupid city, but I can’t leave or else I’ll always be the one who couldn’t make it in the real world.”

“You think New York is the real world?” she asks. “Hell, you think there is something called the real world? Lei-Lei, you gotta calm down and realize everyone out there’s going through the same shit as you. None of us are going to land half what Kidman would pull down with his golden parachute, and that man hasn’t done a hard day’s work in 30 years. What you’ve gotta do is learn to find some kind of happiness for yourself. That’s the only way you’re going to make it.”

“I’m sick of the platitudes,” I tell her. “I get what you’re saying, but going out there and hooking up with a car thief isn’t going to make my life any better.”