Club Endless Fantasy

Elly: A little…

Ian: Then it was a good joke, right?

Elly: Don’t quit your day job. :)

Ian: Ouch.

Elly: Trust me, I’ve got your best interests in mind.

Ian: I’m sorry, all of my one-liners and jokes have to be age appropriate. My niece and nephew are the only ones that normally hear them.

Elly: That explains why they’re basically dad-jokes.

Ian: Fine, do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Elly: Sure…

Ian: Why does Santa have three gardens?

Elly: It’s too cold for a garden in the North Pole.

Ian: You’re ruining the joke!

Elly: Fine. Why does Santa have three gardens in the frozen tundra?

Ian: So he can… Are you ready?

Elly: I’m on the edge of my seat.

Ian: So, he can ho-ho-ho!

Elly: Wow, that’s so dirty I need a shower.

Ian: I warned you.

Elly: If that’s the dirtiest joke you know, you will hate all of mine.

Ian: You’ve got jokes too? I want to hear one.

Elly: It’s definitely not age appropriate for anyone with young ears.

Ian: Your ears are the youngest ones in this conversation. I don’t mind.

Elly: Are you sure?

Ian: Yes…

Elly: What happens when you play with Santa’s balls?

Ian: Uh… He gets merry?

Elly: I’m sure he does… But you also get a White Christmas…

Ian: I won’t be telling my niece and nephew that one until they’re in their thirties!

Elly: Did you laugh?

Ian: I did.