Lean Mean Thirteen (Stephanie Plum 13)

“Right.”

Rangers cell phone buzzed, and he took a short call. “I'm heading out,” he said to Morelli. “She's on your watch. Next week she's mine.”

I was pretty sure he was kidding, but then, maybe not.

“Come on,” Manny said. “I'll take you to the Vic.”

There were mountains of wheel covers and acres of scrap metal stacked together like lasagna in the salvage yard. We wound our way through a maze of cars in various stages of mutilation and finally Manny stopped at a seven-foot-tall block of multicolored metal and pointed about a third of the way up.

“See that burgundy layer? That's the Vic.”

It was twelve inches thick.

“Your Aunt Tootsies not gonna be happy about this,”

Lula said.

We retraced our steps, and watched the emergency vehicles pour into the salvage yard. EMS trucks, fire trucks, cop cars. A couple uniforms secured the area around the compactor with tape and the medical examiner and a crime scene photographer climbed the stairs to the catwalk. Marty Gobel followed.

“This is going to take a while to sort out,” Morelli said to me. “What would you like to do? I can have someone take you to your mothers or to my house.”

I didn't want to do either of those things. I was still rattled, and I wanted to be near Morelli.

“I'd rather stay here,” I said. “I'll find a place to hang out until you're done, and we can go home together.”

It was dark when we rolled into Morelli's house. We'd stopped for a take-out pizza, and we'd picked up the laundry. I was still in Morelli's sweats and he was still commando in his recycled jeans. I clipped Bob to the long leash in the backyard, and Morelli and I leaned against the kitchen counter and ate pizza.

“This has been a very strange day,” I said. “Yeah, but it's over and Dickie is out of my house.” Morelli helped himself to another piece of pizza. “Why on earth did you marry him?”

“In the beginning, before we were married, he was charming. He was probably fooling around, but I didn't see it. I was impressed with the law degree. I thought it showed intelligence and ambition. My parents loved him. They were ecstatic I wasn't marrying you.” “Those were my wild oats-sowing days.” “Dickie looked like a saint compared to you.” Bob scratched at the door, and we let him in and gave him some Bob food and a couple pieces of pizza.

“What do you suppose will happen to Dickie?” I asked Morelli.

“There's the irony. Dickie could end up being a very rich guy. As far as I can tell, he's guilty of being stupid and devious, but I'm not sure he ever got around to committing a crime.”

“What about the drug sales?”

“Word at the station is that the books were kept clean. Everyone knows the firm's dirty, but no one's been able to prove anything. Now that Petiak, Smullen, and Gor-vich are dead, Dickie might end up being the sole owner of the real estate and the forty million. At the very least, he'll keep his fourth. I guess that's the bad news. But the good news is Joyce blew Dickie off big-time at the salvage yard. At least Joyce won't see any of the money.”

“I hate to see Dickie get that money. It's so wrong.”

“Justice has a way of prevailing,” Morelli said. “Dickie hasn't got the money yet.”

I fed Bob the last chunk of my pizza. “I'm stuffed. I want to take a hot shower and get into some clean clothes.”

Morelli locked the back door and tucked the laundry basket under his arm. “I have a better idea. Lets take a hot shower and get into no clothes.” He looked at the neatly folded clothes in the basket. “Although I am looking forward to test-driving my underwear. Your mother ironed everything. My boxers have a crease.”

And somewhere under those boxers I had a single pair of little black panties embroidered with Ranger s name that had all the potential of the toaster bomb.

“You can test-drive them tomorrow,” I said to Morelli. “I like the no clothes idea for tonight.”