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Hardcore Twenty-Four (Stephanie Plum 24)

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“Am I going to jail?”

“Yes, but we’re going to get chicken first.”

Five minutes later I was once again double-parked in front of the ER entrance. I left LeRoy cuffed in the back seat, and I ran in to check on Lula.

“How’s she doing?” I asked Louise.

“She’s okay,” Louise said. “She’s finally stopped asking for a Fudgsicle. She has a minor concussion. Nothing serious. She’s ready to be discharged.”

I got Lula out of the building and buckled into the front seat.

“Hello, handsome,” she said to LeRoy. “What’s your problem?”

“He’s FTA,” I said. “I picked him up while you were in the ER. He’s going for chicken with us.”

“What did he do?”

“Drunk and disorderly,” I said.

A loud sigh came out of the back seat.

Lula swiveled around and looked at him.

“I was stupid,” LeRoy said.

“I bet I got you beat,” Lula said. “I just got hit in the head by a drone.”

“I drank too much and passed out naked on my birthday cake,” LeRoy said.

“Did you face-plant?”

“I everything planted. It was a big sheet cake.”

“You win. Did you at least get to eat some of it?”

“I don’t think so. I can’t remember. They hosed me off before they locked me up.”

I swung into the drive-thru and ordered two buckets of chicken, two orders of biscuits with gravy, two extra-large sodas, and two apple pies.

“How come you’re not eating?” LeRoy asked me.

“I have a date later,” I said. “We’re going to the Mexican place b

y the hospital.”

Another sigh. “I ate there with my wife before she left me.”

“Why did your wife leave you?” Lula asked.

“I embarrassed her when I passed out on my cake.”

“That’s it?”

“It was at Chez Thomas. And I was naked. And then I punched the maître d’ in the face.”

“Sounds like a good time to me,” Lula said. “Any time you want to get naked and cover yourself with cake you just give me a call.”

“Really?”



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