Double Dexter (Dexter 6)

But how could he have known that Camilla had all those pictures? A stray wisp of memory wafted by, some snippet of office gossip.…

I looked at Deborah. She was watching me with one eyebrow raised, as if she thought I might fall off my chair. “Did you hear that Camilla had a boyfriend?” I asked her.

“Yeah,” she said. “You think he did it?”

“Yes,” I said.

“Why?”

“Because he saw her photo gallery of me,” I said.

Debs looked dubious and shook her head. “So, what?” she said. “He killed her because he was jealous?”

“No,” I said. “He killed her to frame me.”

Deborah stared at me for several seconds, with a look on her face that said she couldn’t decide whether to smack me or call for medical assistance. She finally blinked, took a deep breath, and said, with obviously artificial calm, “All right, Dexter. Camilla’s new boyfriend killed her to frame you. Sure, why not. Just because it’s totally fucking crazy—”

“Of course it’s crazy, Debs. That’s why it makes sense.”

“Uh-huh,” she said. “Very logical, Dex. So what kind of psycho asshole would kill Camilla just to drop you in the shit?”

It was an awkward question. I knew what psycho asshole had done it. My Witness had said he was moving closer, and he had; that had been him watching me at the crime scene and taking pictures. And he had killed Camilla Figg, purely as a way to get at me. It really was remarkably wicked, killing an innocent person merely to cause me inconvenience, and it would have been very tempting to pause and ponder the absolute depths of callous perfidy that this act revealed. But there really wasn’t a lot of time to ponder at present, and in any case worrying about moral turpitude is best left to those with morals.

The real question at this point, and it was an awkward one, was how to tell Deborah that all this was happening because somebody had seen me in flagrante delicto. Debs had accepted me for the monster I am, but that was not at all the same thing as sitting in police headquarters and hearing about an actual example of my hobby. Aside from that, I really find it a bit uncomfortable to talk about my Dark Dabbling, even to Debs. Still, it was the only way to explain things.

So without giving her too many embarrassing details, I told her how I had been seen at play by an unhinged blogger who was now taking it all personally. As I stumbled awkwardly through my tale of woe, Deborah took on her stonefaced I-am-a-cop expression, and she said nothing at all until I finished. Then she sat quietly a little longer and looked at me as if she was waiting for more.

“Who was it,” she said at last—a statement rather than a question, and it didn’t quite make sense to me.

“I don’t know who it is, Debs,” I said. “If I did we could go get him.”

She shook her head impatiently. “Your victim,” she said. “The guy he saw you doing. Who was it.”

For a moment I just blinked at her; I couldn’t imagine why she would focus on such an unimportant detail when my precious neck was halfway into the noose. And she made it sound so tawdry, just saying it right out like that. “Victim” and “doing,” in that flat cop tone of voice, and I didn’t really like thinking about it that way. But she kept staring, and I realized that explaining to her that it really wasn’t like that would be a great deal harder than simply answering her question. “Steven Valentine,” I told her. “A pedophile. He raped and strangled little boys.” She just stared, so I added, “Um, at least three of them.”

Deborah nodded. “I remember him,” she said. “We pulled him in twice, couldn’t make it stick.” About half the frown lines vanished from her forehead, and I realized with surprise why she had wanted to know who my playmate had been. She had to be sure that I had followed the rules set down by Harry, her demigod father, and she was now satisfied that I had. She knew Valentine fit the bill, and she accepted the justice of his unorthodox end with satisfaction. I looked at my sister with a real fondness. She had certainly come a long way from when she first found out what I am, and had needed to fight down the desire to lock me up.

“All right,” she said, jolting me out of my doting reverie before I could sing “Hearts and Flowers.” “So he saw you, and now he wants to take you down.”

“That’s it,” I said. De

borah nodded and continued to study me, pursing her lips and shaking her head as if I was a repair problem beyond her ability to fix.

“Well,” I said at last, when I had gotten tired of being stared at. “So what do we do about it?”

“There’s not a whole shitload we can do, at least officially,” she said. “Anything I try is going to get me suspended—and I can’t even ask somebody off the record, because it’s my brother under investigation—”

“It’s not actually my fault,” I said, mildly peeved that she made it sound like it was.

“Yeah, well, so lookit,” she said, waving that off. “If you really are innocent—”

“Deborah!”

“Yeah, sorry, I mean, because you’re really innocent,” she said. “And Hood is a brain-dead bag of shit who couldn’t find anything even if you were guilty, right?”

“Is this going somewhere?” I said. “Maybe someplace far away from me?”

“Listen,” she said. “I’m just saying, in a couple of days, when they got nothing at all, we can start looking for this guy. For now, just don’t get too worked up about Hood and his bullshit. Nothing to worry about. They got nothing.”