His First Wife

Dablackannanicole: Well you just have to be patient. He’ll come back.

Coreenissocute: I can’t eat, girl. Can’t sleep. My shit is just all messed up right now. I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. I know we belong together. I’m crying right now. Damn.

Dablackannanicole: Girl, come on . . . don’t be crying at work!

Coreenissocute: I know, I know, but this shit is that real to me. I LOVE JAMISON. I can’t be without him.

Dablackannanicole: Maybe you should tell him that, Coreen. Like e-mail him or call him. Let him know how you really feel.

Coreenissocute: He said not to contact him. His wife is pregnant.

Dablackannanicole: Hum . . . well give him some time and then contact him. I mean, really, I know he’ll contact you, but you have to be patient for that. But in the meantime, you have to get yourself together. I hate seeing you like this.

Coreenissocute: I know, it’s just soooooo hard. I just know we’re meant for each other. We’re just alike. Even his mother said so.

Dablackannanicole: Girl, he introduced you to his mother?

Coreenissocute: Damn. No

Dablackannanicole: ????How do you know that?????

Coreenissocute: Never mind.

Dablackannanicole: Hell no! You can’t be typing shit like that and expect me to take “never mind” for an answer. Don’t make me come to your cubicle!

Coreenissocute: But it slipped. I swore I wouldn’t say anything.

Dablackannanicole: About?????

Coreenissocute: I promised to keep my mouth shut.

Dablackannanicole: Girl, if you don’t stop this!!!!

Coreenissocute: OK, look, I met Jamison through his mother.

Dablackannanicole: What?

Coreenissocute: She goes to my church. We’re in the same Bible study group. She was helping me out when I moved here after Duane died, so we really got to know each other . . . and she said she wanted me to meet her son.

Dablackannanicole: Girl, you are fucking kidding me! That’s some Dynasty shit.

Coreenissocute: I didn’t want to at first. He’s married. But she just kept telling me about him and how he’s so unhappy and married to a woman that uses him and he doesn’t even love the girl. He actually didn’t go to medical school to be with her.

Dablackannanicole: What?????

Coreenissocute: Yeah, she said she always wanted more for her son, that she wanted someone like me for him, and that was the only way he was going to leave Kerry. To meet someone new. At first I wasn’t down. I was getting over Duane, but then I was like, this is his mother. She knows what she’s talking about . . . just meet him. I guess I was a little bored. Lonely. Definitely horny.

Dablackannanicole: LOL. ROTF.

Coreenissocute: So I agreed.

Dablackannanicole: How did she hook it up?

Coreenissocute: She stole his PalmPilot and gave it to me. She said I should e-mail him and claim I’d found it on the street.

Dablackannanicole: Damn, she’s good.

Coreenissocute: So I did it. And then he showed up at my house.