Back To The Future, Part III

Buford: Listen up, Eastwood! I intend to shoot somebody today and I'd prefer it to be you. But if you're just too damn yella, I guess it'll just have to be your blacksmith friend.

Doc: Forget about me, Marty, and save yourself!

Buford: You got one minute to decide. You hear me runt? One minute!

Marty turns, wondering what he should do. He notices a stove. Cut back to the train.

Barbed Wire Salesman: I never seen a man so broken up over a woman. What'd you say her name was? Cara? Sara?

Friend: Clara?

Barbed Wire Salesman: Clara!

Clara has been listening and turns to them.

Clara: Excuse me.

Barbed Wire Salesman: Ma'am.

Clara: But was this man tall, with great big brown puppy dog eyes and long silvery flowing hair??

Barbed Wire Salesman: You know him?

Clara: Emmett!

Clara stops the train by pulling on a string. She gets out and runs back towards Hill Valley. Cut back to outside the saloon. No sign of Marty.

Buford: Times up, runt!

He points his gun towards Doc.

Buford: Prepare to meet your maker, blacksmith.

Marty: (o.s) Right here, Tannen!

Buford turns to see Marty. Marty has his gun around his waist. They get into positions like shooting scenes in Western movies. The people inside the Saloon come out and join the crowd.

Buford: Draw!

Marty: No!

Marty throws his gun down.

Marty: (continued) I thought we could settle this like men.

Buford: You thought wrong, dude.

Buford shoots Marty and Marty falls. Is this the end? Buford thinks so and walks over to him, laughing. Doc looks at Marty in disbelief.

Buford: Ahh, thank ya!

Buford steps right in front of Marty, aiming to finish him off. Marty suddenly kicks Buford's gun out of his hand. He lifts up his tunic to reveal the stove. He's using it just like a bulletproof vest! Just like in the Clint Eastwood movie "A Fistful Of Dollars" (which Biff was watching in 1985-A)

. Buford tries to punch Marty but breaks his hand. Marty takes off his "vest" and hits Buford on the head with it. Buford falls, gets up again and Marty punches Buford. Buford crashes into the gravestone that should say "Here Lies Clint Eastwood" before landing headfirst into a manure cart. Everyone stares and then begins to laugh.

Seamus: That was good.

The Deputy Marshall and his officers are seen riding towards them. The Gang Members spot them.