Run Away Baby

“Lady Lizabeth’s Lingerie, your source for sensual shopping. This is Brit. I’ll be your personal shopper today,” said the woman on the other end of the line.

“Hello,” said Abby. Since a

ll three partners were tied up with Sharlene’s review and Danielle was at a dentist appointment, she felt pretty safe. “I’d like to buy a few things?”

“Sure! Do you have an account with us?”

“Not yet.”

“Let’s get you started,” said Brit.

“Okay.” Abby gave Brit her information, as she continued paging through the catalog.

“I’m ready. What’s your first item you’d like?”

“The bra and panties set with the little tulips on them. They’re on page fifteen. They’re item number J4587B2.”

“Ooh! Nice choice. Very cute. Say, Abby, have you been to our website?”

“No. I’m looking at your catalog.”

“Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. We have other items that aren’t featured in our catalog. That set with the tulips is adorable, and I’ll definitely get it added to your order, but we have other options that aren’t shown in the catalog.”

“Oh. Really?”

“Yes! Are you up for something a little sexier?”

“I don’t know. Maybe.”

“I’m guessing you’re getting these to please a special someone? Or are they just for you?”

“I guess they’re for a special someone,” Abby admitted.

“I knew it! We have all kinds of options that turn the heat up a little hotter. What do you think?”

“Like what do you mean?”

“Well, the tulip set is really pretty, but what about a thong?”

“Oh, sure. Yeah, add some thongs to my order,” said Abby.

“Great. What colors?”

“Whatever you think,” said Abby.

“Okay. How about crotchless panties?”

“What?”

“Crotchless panties?”

“What would be the point?”

“They’re sexy! Don’t you want to be sexy? You must if you’re calling Lady Lisabeth!”

“Well, okay. You probably know more about this than I do,” said Abby.

“How many pairs?”