100 Days

Me: Uhm, bc we did it hello

Bookstore: Yeah, but you gotta have like 1000 guys lining up

Me: to do me????

Me: :o

Bookstore: Who want to do you

Me: But do u?

Bookstore: So much

Me: So u wanna cum over???

Bookstore: I’m at work. And then I have class.

Me: okay.

Bookstore: But hey, listen, we’re just having fun right?

Me: Ya

Bookstore: So I mean, its casual right?

Me: Of course.

Bookstore: gtg. Ttyl

Right. What kinda guy sends me flowers after doing me to tell me over text that we’re just casual???? I mean, OMG. Like, honestly, I put in some stuff with WineBar and the boom boom we did in Gambling For The Virgin, but honestly I feel like writing an entire book of frustration for Bookstore.

So what did I do? Here is my text…

Me: Hey…what u doin? Wanna cum over?

WineBar: I’ll be over in an hour.

Me: Okay, nothing serious, k?

Sure, you’re shaking your head at me like what am I doing. But whatever. He came over. And we messed around.

And then he left. And then I got this right before I went to sleep.

Bookstore: Hey. I was going up to your place. But I saw your friend leave. So I went back home, figured you were tired.

Let me just put it like this. I hate me

n! The only ones I like are the book ones right now!

I bet you book boyfriends don’t do this. I mean, I’m 99% sure that they don’t.

Because I bet it’s not as frustrating.

Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

Alexis

Yeah, Right