100 Days

Just for full disclosure, this convo happened while I was in Cancun with Tia. It did not happen like this completely but the parts I don’t remember I tried to fill in to the best of my ability!

Tia: Hey Alexis - can you take a look at my blurb?

Alexis: Sure thing WorkMom!

Tia: Sigh. We had this discussion already. I don’t know why you’re calling me your Work Mom.

Alexis: Because you’re like my work mom! You make me feel all warm and fuzzy when I feel low!

Tia: Do you help on blurbs when you feel warm and fuzzy?

Alexis: Sure do! I’ll get on it right as soon as I get back to the hotel.

Tia: Back?! You’re still out?

Alexis: Yuppp!

Tia: Young lady! You know it’s 6 am?!!

Alexis: Uhhhhmm

Tia: How are you going to wake up in time to go to Tulum or Chichen Itza like I told you about? The tour leaves at 7 am!

Alexis: Uhm….

Tia: You’re just gonna spend the day on the beach aren’t you?

Alexis: Sigh. Yes. But I wasn't gonna tell you because you want me to do all this cultural shit...I mean stuff.

Tia: Instead of doing the cultural you’re gonna bake on the beach and then go drinking at night?

Alexis: But I'm on vaca and it’s so much funner!

Tia: Alexis…

Alexis: I know…. :(

Tia: Well, if you had listened to me, you'd know that If you go past Tulum, like I said, there is a nude beach?

Alexis: (perking up) huh? Serious?

Tia: And let’s just say that they’re packing…how do you say it…12 inches?

Alexis: OMG! That’s why you told me to head to the pyramids?! I’m so there! Heading to the bus now!

Tia: Let that be a lesson! Always listen to your Work Mom!

To celebrate my WorkMom, just drop a reply back to me saying #WorkMom.

Hugs and kisses and lots of love,

Alexis

Slutting It Up

Oops. I Did It Again.