“So, now that you’re married, what’s the first thing you want to do?” Charlie asks.
Lex shakes his head, covering his laugh. “What’s the first thing we did?”
“Oh,” Charlie mouths. “Never mind.”
I pull Kate into me, wrapping my arms around her waist. “How about you give me two hours to devour my wife and then we’ll join you? Are you ready to watch two gay men squirm at a strip joint?”
“Eric hates pussy.” Lex chuckles.
Inside my pocket, I retrieve a bundle of bills. “I’m ready with my bills so Eric gets the full experience. Pussy galore in his face. I guess, payback for all the shit he’s put me through.”
Kate pulls more bills out of her purse. “Here, I’ll double that. I say we get the ladies to tag team him.”
We all laugh until Lex pulls out his black Amex. “This one’s on me. The full private show.”
“You guys are so bad.” Charlie shakes her head with a devilish smirk. “And I’m here for every second of it, shall we?”
I grab the hand of my wife, my best friend.
“Let’s get this party started.”
You are invited to Eric and Tristan’s wedding.