The Shooters (Presidential Agent 4)
"Did I pick up that you're Class of '90 too, Charley? You and Miller and your good friend Randy are all classmates?"
"Yes, sir," Castillo said.
"Then how in hell did you manage to get to the Desert War flying an Apache?"
"That's a long story, sir."
"It can't be that long."
"Sir, I had just reported to Fort Knox to begin the basic officer course when I was told I had been selected to fill an 'unexpected' slot in Rotary Wing Primary Class 90-7. I suspect it was because of my father. When I got here, they found out I had two-hundred-odd hours of Huey time, so they gave me my wings, transferred me to RW Advanced Class 90-8, and the next thing I knew, there I was flying over the Iraqi desert with Mr. Kowalski at oh dark hundred in an Apache with people shooting at us. The distinction I really have, sir, was in having been the least qualified Apache pilot in the Army."
"Warrant Officer Kowalski? The Blue Flight Instructor Pilot?"
"Yes, sir. There we were, probably the best Apache pilot in the Army and the worst one."
"I will want to hear that story more in detail, Charley. But you're wrong. The distinction you have is the Distinguished Flying Cross you earned flying a shot-up Apache a hundred miles or so across the Iraqi sand at oh dark hundred." He paused. "Thirty minutes, gentlemen. Thank you again for your hospitality."
Captain Prentiss opened the door for General Wilson, they went through it, and Prentiss pulled it shut behind him.
After a moment, Miller moved aside the venetian blind of the front window to make sure General Wilson was really gone. He turned to Castillo and said, "I think that's what they call a memorable experience."
"Yeah. I suspect the general had more to drink than he usually does."
"I got the feeling from Prentiss that he doesn't drink at all. This upset him. And why not? 'Get the fuck out, Harry. You're shaking so much you'll get us both killed.' As opposed to the heroic bullshit on the whatever you call it on that building."
Castillo nodded. "When I got that Apache back across the berm, and they started pulling Kowalski out of the Apache-he wasn't hurt as bad as it looked, but all I could see was blood where his face was supposed to be, and there was blood all over the cockpit-I started to shake so bad they had to hold me up. Then I started throwing up stuff I had eaten two years before." Castillo paused, then went on, "I understand that. I think he thinks he did the wrong thing by getting out. He didn't."
"You never told me about that before," Miller said softly.
"You don't want to think about it; you put it out of your mind. Jesus, Dick, think about what they went through. They'd been picking up bloody bodies for hours. What's amazing is they were still doing it. Better men than thee and me, Richard. All it took was one shot-up helicopter and Kowalski and I were out of it."
Miller looked at him for a long moment without responding. Then he forced a laugh to change the subject and said, "And your father shoved some chickenshit captain down a honey bucket. He must have been quite a guy."
"And got away with it," Castillo added, grinning.
"You're not going to tell your folks about that?"
"Not Abuela. Grandpa, sure
. If I don't, Fernando will, and I definitely have to share that story with Fernando."
Miller nodded, then said, "We are to be reunited with Righteous Randolph. I've bumped into him a half dozen times here. I'm invisible to him. As far as he's concerned, I am a disgrace to the Long Gray Line."
"Just you? I'd hoped never to see the miserable sonofabitch again. I think he was born a prick."
"I just had a very unpleasant thought," Miller said.
"I didn't know you had any other kind."
"Charley, you're not thinking of nailing Wilson's daughter, are you?"
"Where did that come from?"
"Answer the question."
"For one thing, she's a general's daughter. I learned, painfully, the dangers of nailing a general's daughter with Jennifer."
"That didn't slow you down with the next one, Casanova. What was her name? Delores?"