The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

Sex in your teens

After a Buffy

viewing: “You’re not going to

tell your boyfriend, right?”

Shhh, we have to be

very quiet so that my

parents don’t hear us!

Sex in your twenties

I’m pretty sure it

was good, but that may have just

been the tequila.

It’s like duck, duck, goose,

but the ducks are all your friends

and so is the goose.

Elevators, Gap

dressing rooms, coat closets—all

locales are fair game.

Sex in your thirties

We can open this

second bottle of wine or

have sex. But not both.

Mmm, baby, yes, oh,

not so loud, baby, you will

wake the baby, oh!

A hotel bed? I

didn’t know we were getting

kinky over here!

“Can your parents hear

us?” “Who cares! We’ve been married

for several years!”