The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

with you constantly.

Because it was a

particularly moving

Roseanne episode.

THE PERKS OF BEING FRIENDS WITH A LESBIAN

Would never, ever

shame you for knowing the theme

song to Dawson’s Creek.

Thrilled to lend you a

cowboy hat or bolo tie

for costume parties.

Will tell you that your

’90s fashion sense never

will go out of style.

Always have access

to nail clippers, no matter

the circumstances.

We will always ask

what you are thinking—many,

many times a day!

Clown school? Septum ring?

A third Ph.D.? All great

and wise life choices.