The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

Name obscure “shipping”

reference. When she does not

get it, run away.

Knit your feelings for

her using symbols culled from

dream dictionaries.

Say “Hi.” Before she

can respond, run outside and

hail a taxi home.

Go to Trader Joe’s

any day but Saturday.

(That’s just good advice.)

Write a haiku book

(with cats). Fill with deep longings.

Sign hers “TRANSFERENCE.”

HOW TO PICK UP …

The serious lesbian

Intersectional

cisgender hegemony

assimilation!

The sporty lesbian

“Is that Old Spice that

you’re wearing, or … is that Old

Spice that you’re wearing?”

The practical, cheap-cardigan-owning lesbian

“You unravel me

like H&M shirts after

two months’ worth of wear.”

The DIY lesbian

“My life has vastly