Drowned Wednesday (The Keys to the Kingdom 3)

They were not a good-looking bunch. There were eight men and five women. They might have started with the usual handsome features of Denizens, but the great majority of them had eye patches, livid scars across their faces, and an illustrated catalogue of tattoos, ranging from ships to storms to skulls and snakes, up and down their forearms, on cheeks and foreheads and bared midriffs. They wore many different styles of clothing, all in bright colours, the single common feature being a wide leather belt that supported a cutlass and knife. Half of them also had red knitted caps, and the leader, a broad-shouldered male Denizen with scarlet sunbursts tattooed on his cheeks, wore a leather Napoleon hat that looked a little too small for him.

He smiled at Arthur, revealing a mouth with most of its teeth missing. Of the remaining four or five, three were capped in gold.

Pirates, Arthur figured.

But there was something strangely non-aggressive about them too. Something that reminded Arthur of people playing dress-up. Surely real pirates would just kill him without a second thought, not sit quietly looking at him. And one of them was drawing a picture of the scene with a charcoal stick in a sketchbook.

'The Steelibed,' said the leader. 'Can't say I've heard of her. When did she sink? Carrying any cargo?'

'Maybe a day ago,' said Arthur cautiously. 'Not much cargo. Um, cotton and stuff.'

'And stuff,' repeated the leader, with a wink at Arthur. 'Well, with a treasure marker in front of us, we'll not bother with 'cotton and stuff' if there's anything below. The question is, are you claiming salvage?'

'Uh, I don't know,' said Arthur cautiously. 'Maybe. I might.'

'Well, if you're not sure, then it don't matter!' declared the leader, with a laugh that was echoed by the crew. 'We'll just have a look below and if there's anything left, we'll have it up. Then we'll be on our way, and you can get on with your own business.'

'Hold on!' cried Arthur. 'Take me with you!'

'Lizard, take a line and have a glance under the buoy,' said the leader to one of the crew, a small woman who had blue scales tattooed all over her face. At least Arthur hoped they were tattoos and not actual scales. She undid her belt, kicked off her boots, and quickly dived over the side with a rope held between her teeth.

'Please, I need to get to land,' said Arthur. 'Somewhere I can make a phone call.'

'Ain't no phone calls in the Border Sea,' said one of the Denizens. 'Exchange got flooded and they never built a new one on the high ground.'

'Shut yer trap, One-Ear,' instructed the leader. He turned back to Arthur. 'You want to come aboard the Moth as a passenger, then?'

'That's your ship?' asked Arthur. 'The Moth?'

'Aye, the Moth,' replied a Denizen who had a shark's toothy mouth tattooed around his own. 'What's wrong with that? Moths can be extremely frightening. If you get trapped in a cupboard with a whole passel of moths -' 'I didn't mean anything bad about the name,' said Arthur. He thought quickly. 'It's just I was surprised to be picked up by such a famous ship.'

'What?' asked one of the other Denizens. 'The Moth?'

'Yes. Such a famous ship and its crew of . . . uh . . . such renowned pirates!'

Arthur's speech was met by a sudden silence. Then the crew of the boat erupted, falling over themselves as they tried to run out the oars again. All of them shouted at once:

'Pirates! Where?! What pirates?! Back to the ship!'

'Hold hard!' roared the leader. He waded in among the crew, slapping them open-handed across the backs of their heads till they subsided onto the slats. Then he turned to Arthur.

'I ain't never heard anything so insulting. Us! Pirates! We're Salvagers, and proud of it. We don't take anything that hasn't been thrown away first or sunk and come up. Or treasures left in the open sea.'

'Sorry,' said Arthur. 'It was just the eye patches and the clothes and the tattoos and everything . . . I was confused. But I really would like to be a passenger.'

'Just because we're only Salvagers doesn't mean we can't dress nice and wear an eye patch if we want,' muttered Shark-Mouth. 'Or two eye patches, come to that.'

'Can't wear two, you idiot,' said another Denizen.

'Can so,' replied the first. 'Get some of that one-way leather from the Doctor -'

'Shut up!' roared the leader. He turned back to Arthur and said, 'I'm not saying you can be a passenger, right? I'm only the Second Mate of the Moth. Sunscorch is my name. But we'll take you back to the ship. The Captain can decide your fate.'

'Thanks!' said Arthur. 'My name's Arth -' He stopped halfway through. Better to keep his name to himself, he thought.

'Arth? Well, get aboard Arth.'

Two of the closer Denizens held the boat against the buoy, and another one helped Arthur across.

'Gettin' yer leg ready to cut off, are yer?' asked the helping Denizen with a grin. He slapped Arthur's cast and waved his own leg, showing off a wooden peg that started below the knee. 'They grow back too quick, though, I'm telling yer.'

Arthur grimaced at the sight and quickly suppressed a flash of fear that his leg might have to be cut off. And his wouldn't grow back, unlike a Denizen's.

'I've had this one chopped a dozen times,' continued the peg-legged crew member. 'Why, I remember -' He stopped in mid-sentence and recoiled, staring at Arthur's red-stained hands.

'He's got the Red Hand!'

'Feverfew's mark!'

'We're all doomed!'

'Quiet!' roared Sunscorch. He peered down at Arthur.

'It's only red tar or something from the buoy,' said Arthur. 'It'll wash off.'

'From the buoy,' whispered Sunscorch. 'This here buoy?'

'Yes.'

'There wasn't any smoke, was there?'

'Yes.'

'What about birds? That smoke didn't turn into cormorants, did it? Smoky black cormorants that screamed out something that might have been 'Death' or 'Dismemberment' or anything like that?'

'There were birds,' admitted Arthur. 'They screamed out 'Thief' and flew away. I thought they must have brought you here.'

Sunscorch took off his hat and wiped his bald head with a surprisingly neatly folded white handkerchief that he took out of a pocket.

'Not us,' he whispered. 'Lookout saw the open buoy and the Captain thought it worth a glance. That there treasure marker must be one of Feverfew's. The birds will have flown to find him, and his ship.'

'Shiver,' intoned the crew . 'The ship of bone.'

As they spoke, the Denizen with the lantern shuttered it right down to the merest glimmer, and everybody else looked out at the sea all around.

Sunscorch ran his tongue over his remaining teeth and kept wiping his head. His crew watched him intently, till he put away his handkerchief and clapped his hat back on.

'Listen up,' he whispered. 'Seeing as we're probably dead or headed for the slave-chain anyway, we might as well see what's below. Lizard? Where's Lizard?'

'Here,' came a whisper from the water. 'There's a chest all right, a big one, sitting pretty as you please atop a spire of rock, ten fathom down.'

'The chain?'

'Screwed to the rock, not to the chest.'

'Let's be having that chest, then,' whispered Sunscorch. 'Bones, you and Bottle back oars. Everyone else, hands on the line. You, too, Arth.'

Arthur joined the others to grab hold of the rope. At Sunscorch's hoarsely whispered commands, they all hauled together.

'Heave away! Hold on! Heave cheerily! Hold on! Heave away! Hold! One more!'

At the last command, a dripping chest as long as Arthur was tall and as high as his waist scraped over the gunwale and was manhandled into the boat. As soon as it was settled, there was a mad dash to the oars. With Sunscorch whispering more commands and the rowers very gently dipping their oars, the boat moved ahead and then turned towards the lights of the Moth.

'Hope we get back to the ship in time so as we can all die together,' whispered the Denizen on the oar next to Arthur. 'It'd be better that way.'

'What makes you so sure we're going to die?' asked Arthur. 'Don't be so pessimistic.'

'Feverfew never leaves any survivors,' whispered another Denizen. 'He slaves 'em or kills 'em. Either way they're gone for good. He's got strange powers. A Sorcerer of Nothing.'

'He'll torture you first, though,' added one of the women, with a grin that showed her teeth were filed to points. 'You touched the buoy. You've got the Red Hand that shows you tried to steal from Feverfew.'

'Quiet!' instructed Sunscorch. 'Row quiet, and listen!'

Arthur cupped a hand to his ear and leaned over the side. But all he could hear was the harsh breathing of the Denizens and the soft, regular swoosh and tinkle of the oars dipping in and out of the water.

'What are we listening for?' Arthur asked after a while.

'Anything we don't want to hear,' said Sunscorch, as he looked back over the stern. Without turning around, he added, 'Shutter that lantern, Yeo.'

'It is shuttered,' replied Yeo. 'One of the moons is rising. Feverfew will see us miles away.'

'No point being quiet, then,' said Sunscorch.

Arthur looked where the mate pointed. Sure enough, a slim blue-tinged moon was rising up on the horizon. It wasn't very big and it didn't look all that far away - a few tens of miles, not hundreds of thousands - but it was bright.

The blue moon rose quickly and rather jerkily, as if it was on a clockwork track that needed oiling. By its light Arthur could easily see the Moth, wallowing nearby. But he could also see something else, far away on the horizon. Something that glinted in the moonlight. A reflection from a telescope lens, atop a thin dark smudge that must be a mast.

Sunscorch saw it too.

'Row, you dogs!' roared the Second Mate. 'Row for your miserable lives!'

Five

THEIR ARRIVAL ABOARD the Moth resembled a panicked evacuation more than an orderly boarding. The boat was abandoned as most of the Denizens clawed their way up the side ladder or the untidy mess of netting that hung along the Moth's yellow-painted hull, all of them shouting unhelpful things like 'Feverfew!' and 'Shiver!' and 'We're doomed!'

Sunscorch managed to drag several Denizens back and get them to take the line from the chest. But even he wasn't able to get the crew to do anything about retrieving the boat. As it began to drift away, he jumped to the ship's side himself, reaching back to help Arthur get hold of the netting.

'Never lost salvage nor a passenger,' he muttered. 'No thanks to the scum of the sea I have to sail with. Mister Concort! Mister Concort! There's a boat adrift!

'Concort's the First Mate,' he confided to Arthur as they climbed the side. 'Amiable, but hen-witted. Like most of this lot he was with the Moth when it was a counting house. Chief Clerk. You'd think after several thousand years at sea he'd have learned . . . but I'm misspeaking meself. Up you go!'

Arthur was pushed up and over the rail. He fell onto the deck, unable to get his bad leg in place in time. Before he could get up himself, Sunscorch gripped him under each elbow and yanked him upright, shouting at the same time.

'Ichabod! Ichabod! Take our passenger to the Captain! And get him a blanket!'

A thin, non-tattooed Denizen neatly dressed in a blue waistcoat and an almost white shirt stepped out of the throng of panicking sailors and bowed slightly to Arthur. He was thinner than most of the other Denizens, and moved very precisely, as if he was following some mysterious dance pattern in his head.

'Please step this way,' he said, doing an about-turn that was almost a pirouette and would have looked more in keeping on a stage than on the shifting deck of a ship.

Arthur obediently followed the Denizen, who was presumably Ichabod. Behind him, Sunscorch was yelling and slapping the backs of heads.

'Port watch aloft! Prepare to make sail! Starboard watch to the guns and boarding stations!'

'Very noisy, these sailors,' said Ichabod. 'Mind your head.'

The Denizen ducked as he stepped through a narrow doorway. Though Arthur was considerably shorter, he had to bend his head down too. They were in a short, dark, narrow corridor with a very low ceiling.

'Aren't you a sailor?' asked Arthur.

'I'm the Captain's Steward,' replied Ichabod severely. 'I was his gentleman's gentleman when we were ashore.'

'His what?'

'What is sometimes called a valet,' replied Ichabod as he opened the door at the other end, only a few yards away. The Denizen stepped through, with Arthur at his heels.

The room beyond the door was not what Arthur expected. It was far too big to be inside the ship, for a start: a huge, whitewashed space at least eighty feet long and sixty feet wide, with a decorated plaster ceiling twenty feet above, complete with a fifty-candle chandelier of cut crystal in the middle.