W is for Wasted (Kinsey Millhone 23)
“Weird spot for a nail. How you think it got there?”
“My opinion, you’re looking at an act of vandalism. Somebody had to hammer this little fellow through your sidewall. You must have been parked in a bad neighborhood.”
“I guess I was,” I said. I thought about Ethan appearing between the two cars, his tossing something ever so casually into the front seat of his Toyota.
Ron Swingler said, “You want, I can swap that out for you, as long as your spare’s in good shape.”
“Thanks, but I can talk to someone at the service station. I don’t want to hold you up.”
Gilda spoke up, saying, “He doesn’t mind. Why don’t you let him give you a hand?”
“It won’t take fifteen minutes. Probably less,” he said.
I thought about it briefly. These were good people and I suspected the more I protested, the more they’d insist. Maybe their kindness would offset Ethan’s malevolence to some extent. “Actually, I could use the help if you’re sure you don’t mind.”
“My pleasure,” he said. “Why don’t you and Gilda wait in the RV and I’ll come get you when I’m done.”
Which is what we did. Their motor home was parked one aisle behind the one I was in. Gilda unlocked the door to the RV and stepped in ahead of me, then turned back and held open the door.
“You want coffee?”
“I’m fine. I’m hoping to get home without making another stop. Coffee would go right through me,” I said.
The interior was snug: two bench seats with a table between, a tiny galley-style kitchen, and a bed that seemed to fill the front end. I wasn’t sure what we were going to talk about, but that wasn’t a problem because she had plenty on her mind. As we took our seats, she said, “Let me ask you something. Do you have kids or grandkids?”
I shook my head. “I’m afraid not.”
“Listen to this and tell me what you think. Ron has a granddaughter, Ava, who’s seven years old. She’s all into figure skating, which she practices twenty-two hours a week. Her mom and dad—this is Ron’s son and daughter-in-law—are spending nine thousand dollars a year on lessons and competitions. Does that sound right to you?”
“I guess the discipline might be good for her.”
“I don’t know what to think. Seven years old and that’s all she does. Doesn’t read. Doesn’t play with Barbie dolls. She hardly ever goes outside, for Pete’s sake, and that’s all I cared about when I was her age. There’s something off about that.”
“I hear you,” I said.
“What’s her mother thinking is what I want to know.”
She went on in this vein long after my interest waned. I tuned her out, making polite mouth noises while I checked the wall clock behind her. I could tell she was processing the idea of keeping her mouth shut, which is generally a smart move though I’ve never mastered it myself.
When her husband finally opened the door and told me the spare was in place, I thanked both of them profusely. I didn’t want to bolt when he’d just done me such a service, so we chatted for a bit. I expressed my gratitude again and he waved aside my thanks. I knew better than to offer him money. He was clearly a man who enjoyed being of service to women in distress.
We finally affected our farewells and I continued on to the pay phone, where I piled change on the metal shelf, inserted coins, and dialed Henry’s number.
He picked up on the third ring. “This is Henry.”
“Hey, Henry. It’s Kinsey. Sorry I didn’t have a chance to call you earlier.”
“Where the heck are you? I thought you were on your way home.”
“I am but I had a flat.” I filled him in on my stop for lunch, wondering how far I might have gotten driving on a tire with a nail driven into it. No point in worrying about it now, so I moved on. “How’s Felix doing?”
“Not well. He developed a clot on his brain, so they had to go in and operate. Now it looks like he’s fighting some sort of secondary infection, which is more bad news.”
“Is he going to make it?”
“Hard to know. William swears he’s on his way out.”
“William thinks everybody’s half dead. What do the doctors say?”
“They don’t seem optimistic. It’s not what they say; it’s the look in their eyes,” he said. “I’ll be glad to have you home. What time do you think you’ll get in?”
I checked my watch again. It was now 1:22. “Not for another couple of hours.”