The Learning Hours (How to Date a Douchebag 3)

We near the gray fox squirrel, his shaggy tail pointed in the air, balancing him as he rises on his haunches, nose sniffing the air.

“He’s checking for bad nuts,” Rhett quips.

“Well if he’s sniffing at you, I doubt he’ll find them.” I can’t help the words when they slip out of my mouth. Rhett is a good guy, and I find myself wanting him to know that’s how I feel, what I think about him.

He’s one of the good ones.

“Did you just imply that I’m a good nut?”

“Yes, is that corny?”

We laugh again, the crisp morning air filling my lungs with satisfying contentment. It feels good to be walking next to Rhett, his large body taking up the entire right side of the sidewalk.

“This whole morning has been…good.” Off to a great start and getting better by the second.

I shiver inside my fuzzy sweater, but not from the cold. When the light changes to walk at the corner, we hustle across the street, step up onto the curb. Enter the edge of campus, heading for the commons.

“What class you headed to?” My curiosity gets the best of me.

“Nonverbal Communication. What about you?”

“English. Nothing groundbreaking or cool, like French class.”

“Cois-moi, ce n’est pas si intéressant.” He chuckles. “Trust me, it’s not that exciting.”

It’s way too early in the morning to be getting turned on by his mastery of the French language. Way too early.

Nonetheless, my girl parts give a quiver.

“Do you do that on purpose?”

“Do what?”

Since I’ve decided to start being honest with him, I might as well confess. “Do you speak French knowing it drives me mad?”

His face scrunches up. “It makes you mad?”

“No. It drives me mad.” I shoot him a coy, sidelong glance. “There’s a huge difference.”

“Oh.” He falters on the sidewalk, perplexed. “There is?”

I laugh, despite myself. “Yeah Rhett, there is.” That shit is sexy as all hell. But I’m not about to fill in the blanks or point out what they are. He’s a big boy; he can figure those out for himself.

We pass the union and the art building. Pass the large fountain in the middle of the square. It’s time for me to head left and Rhett to head right, but for whatever reason, we both delay parting.

“Well, I guess this is where we go our separate ways.” This is also more awkward than the uncertainty of standing on my front porch in the dark; part of me wants to reach a hand out and touch him, the sleeve of his hoodie, or the lock of hair sticking out from under his ball cap. “Will I see you around at any parties?”

“No, we’re leavin’ for another match. They’re usually every week during the season.”

“I didn’t know that.” I should, because I’ve dated athletes before, but something about this guy is making me a little nutty.

“How soon do you leave?”

“Early.”

“Does that mean an early night, too?”

“Usually, yeah.”

“Well good luck this weekend.”

“Thanks.” He shuffles his feet uncomfortably, stuffing those large hands inside the pocket of his hoodie, as if he doesn’t quite know what to do with them.

It’s on the tip of my tongue to ask him if he wants to do something for dinner—I mean, everyone has to eat, right, so what would be the harm in grabbing food?—but I’m unable to do so. A commotion in the quad distracts me, voices growing louder behind us.

Rhett’s eyes get wide, head tips back. My gaze strays to the column of his throat as he moans. His muttered curse is followed by new voices.

“New Dude!”

I crane my neck and gawk as two huge guys approach, tall and big and crazy good-looking. Kind of pretty, ripped from head to toe, the two of them couldn’t be more dissimilar: one jovial and friendly, the other sullen and broody. I recognize them both from the billboards gracing the entire façade of the track and field house.

Wrestlers.

Wrestlers I don’t remember seeing at the dine and dash, though I’d bet money they were probably there.

I narrow my eyes.

“New Dude, hold up. Don’t try to hide from us, we’ve already seen you.” The guy’s smile is cheeky—he’s clearly entertained—as he runs a thorough body scan of me from head to toe, checking me out despite the fact that I’m with Rhett. “Your friend here is hard to miss.”

He’s flirting with me and I don’t like it.

True, I’m not with Rhett, but they don’t know that. For all they know, I’m his girlfriend.

The chatty one skids to a stop in front of us, gives me another body scan, not missing a single detail of my person.

Rhett

“Dude, aren’t you going to introduce us?” Oz Osborne’s smile resembles the Big Bad Wolf, arrogant and bold and confident.

I knew Oz was obnoxious, but I didn’t think he was this big of an ass. I watch as he visibly gives Laurel a onceover, eyes trolling along her body, up and down then up again, not three feet in front of my face.

When we’d originally met and he warned me away from Gunderson and Eric, I assumed he was a decent guy that was looking out for his new teammate, assumed he wanted to be friends and not dick me around like everyone. Not only that, Oz has a girlfriend. I’ve seen her at a few home matches, a pretty, conservative girl that likes to hang out at the library where Zeke’s girlfriend works.

I know, because I’ve seen them all there studying together.

So why is he standing here eye-fucking Laurel?

Not that she and I are a thing, cause we’re not. Obviously we’re not—anyone with a set of eyes can see that—but still.

Fucking rude.

Dickhead.

Laurel sticks her hand in Oz’s direction, shaking it. “Hi, I’m Laurel.” She holds her hand out for Zeke, who stares down at it with a scowl until she pulls it back.

Douchebag.

“Laurel, nice to meet you.” Oz turns his blue gaze on me, something like respect shining behind his eyes. “New Guy, you headed to the gym or what?”

“Class.”

“Damn. I was hoping you’d show me how you slipped Gehring into that hold last week.” He rubs his chin. “When you gonna be around?”

I rock on the balls of my feet. “Why don’t I just show you tomorrow?”

“Where? On the damn bus?”

Good point.

Zeke Daniels scoffs, arms crossing over his massive chest. “I can show you how he did it.”

Oz rolls his eyes, turning to level our teammate with a stare. “I haven’t seen you use that move once this entire year.”

“That doesn’t mean I can’t fucking do it.”

“Whatever dude, I’m going straight to the source.” Oz clamps his hand on my shoulder, speaks to Laurel. “This guy is one of the best fucking wrestlers we’ve ever had. Have him show you his Penetration Step.” He winks at her. “He can take that move straight into the Spiral Ride.”

Seriously, what the fuck is he doing?

Is he trying to make me look good in front of Laurel? Matchmaking? Does he honestly think a girl that looks like her is going to date a guy who looks like me?

For her part, Laurel gives me a glance, her gaze trailing down my body, shining and alive with interest, cheeks flushed from the brisk fall weather. “I’ll take that into consideration.” She flirts back coyly, touching my sleeve as she says, “I’ve been trying to convince him to show me some self-defense moves.”

She has?

I stare down at her fingers resting on my forearm. Her nails are a bright green, same as her sweater, which looks soft and snuggly and touchable.

Just like her.

Zeke Daniels uncrosses his arms with a grunt. “Self defense—that’s what I’ve been doing with my girlfriend, Violet.” He curtly nods his approval. “She’s so tiny.”

“Does she work at the library?” Laurel asks.

“Yeah. She’s a tutor.”

“I’ve seen her. Blonde? So cute.”