Double Full (Nice Guys 1)

“Yeah, it’s fine,” he said to Colt’s grin and wink. Colt drained his Mai Tai and raised his hand to the waiter, motioning for another round for the table.

“I love mine… they’re so good. Jace, there’s a cool club close to the beach. It’s fifty cent beer night. It was packed last night. You two should come!” Mandy said, grinning super big. All Jace could do was stare at her as she flashed her boobs at him. Her sheer, crisscross cover-up, with no bathing suit top underneath didn’t quite cover anything. Did she know? Surely she did. But if she didn’t, would she be completely mortified later? After a minute, Jace grew a spine and finally confronted the problem.

“You know, your top keeps opening,” Jace whispered so as not to draw any attention. He could feel the blush on his face at his words. Colt actually rolled his eyes at Jace.

“I know! Right? They’re new. A graduation gift from my parents.” Mandy squealed in delight, quickly opening her cover-up, exposing her large, perfectly shaped silicone breasts for both Jace and Colt’s inspection. First, she turned to Colt, and then to Jace, shaking her shoulders at him. They bounced as he stared.

“Touch them,” she said, reaching out and grabbing his hand. She was fast and before he could even blink, his palm covered an exposed breast, and she squeezed his hand, encouraging him to feel her up. “They feel real, don’t they?”

“That’s not fair! My parents won’t get me any!” Tonya spoke up, reaching across the small table to take the drink the roving waiter placed in front her. Jace had no idea what to say. His big eyes looked over at Colt who was absolutely no help. Colt laughed so hard, he was having a hard time staying in his seat. The waiter placed another Mai Tai in front of him, even though Jace hadn’t drunk any of the other three sitting there, but it appeared, the waiter only had eyes for the tipsy female’s breasts and never noticed he didn’t need another refill.

“That’s because your breasts are great, Tonya! Show them,” Mandy said, encouraging her friend. Jace was horrified. His gaze flipped to Tonya, praying she wouldn’t expose herself, and thank God, she didn’t.

“I love them! If I could go topless, I would!” Mandy said, loosely covering herself back up when the captain walked by, giving them the eye. The problem was the captain didn’t eye them in a negative way. He clearly approved of the show, grinning down at the girls. It seemed just enough incentive to have Tonya popping her bikini top up, flashing everyone in the room. Damn.

“See, I told you, you have great boobs!” Mandy said, downing the rest of her Mai Tai. Jace dropped his head to his palm. Why hadn’t he listened to Colt? He was absolutely positive he was an embarrassingly bright shade of red at the moment. They should have gone back to their bungalow like Colt wanted. At least he would have had a much better reason for blushing. But no, he’d insisted on going on this little excursion and up till dinner had pretty much enjoyed himself.

“Where’s that bar?” Colt asked, still laughing. They had drawn the attention of everyone on the boat. All of the sudden, the Na Pali coastline wasn’t near as interesting as the pretty blonde girl exposing herself to everyone seated near them.

“It’s just down the road from Polynesian Treasures. Like a few miles south of Kapa’a, it’s called The Dry Dock. You can’t miss it. Let me give you my number. Call me when you get in the area. We can go with you, right, Tonya?” Mandy said, running her hand up Jace’s thigh. What the hell? He looked over at Tonya, and her eyes were focused on Colt. Apparently they’d made their decision between the two of them. Mandy leaned into Jace. He thought she might have tried for a whisper, but didn’t pull it off at all.

“I’m a sure bet. We can just go back to your place if you want, Jacey.” Mandy grinned up at him, and evidently Colt caught the action of her hand running up his thigh or maybe just the deer in headlights look that surely decorated his crimson face. Obviously the amusement couldn’t be controlled, Colt burst out a laugh so hard he did finally topple from his seat.

“I… I’m here with someone,” Jace offered lamely, stopping her hand from winding its way any farther up his leg.

“That’s okay. I like girls too. Tonya and I do it for guys all the time. They love that shit! I bet you would, too.”

“His date won’t go for that. Very jealous! Give me your number. I’ll call you when we come back into town.” Colt saved him, and she moved closer to Colt, spouting out her phone number. Tonya followed suit because clearly, Mandy wasn’t going to tread on her chosen territory.

Jace used the opportunity to escape. He stood quickly, dropping his napkin on the table. “I’m going to the restroom,” he stammered, taking several steps backward as he spoke. Jace turned on his heel, heading for the door, completely unprepared for the busboy in his path. The contents of the tray went flying, crashing down around them, and just like with the breast, every eye in the cabin looked his way.

Fuck my life!

***

“That was hilarious.” Colt laughed as they walked down the boat ramp. “I mean, honestly, when you ran into that waiter. Oh man!”

“Not funny, and I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I was just so uncomfortable. And those two girls… Man! Thank God Mandy seemed into the captain; we might not have ever gotten free. This whole hiding thing makes me crazy. I’m not any good at it. I freaked myself out,” Jace rambled, dropping his hands in his pockets as they walked across the parking lot to the car.

“Whooo hooo! Call me!” Mandy yelled from a car Tonya drove, speeding from the parking lot.

Jace rolled his eyes. “Is it safe for her to be driving?”