Ttys!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Bookstore #2
Yes! Here is the second part of the story!
So where was I? Right. I was at the Starbucks at the Barnes & Noble and I had just got off the phone with Freeway. I mean, he was cute and all, but I already told you what our convo was in the last couple NLs and I don’t wanna think about this anymore and don’t wanna think about him either. Weirdo.
Anyways, so I was there to write because I’m writing Mergers & Acquisitions with Lana Angel but the convo got me all depressed because like I mean how are you gonna write a love story when you’re breaking up with potential husbands you know?
Like I sometimes wonder if my readers are gonna stop reading my books because I have such a lousy love life. Like I get laid plenty – getting laid isn’t a problem, for girls its just doing your hair and wearing a short skirt or something cute and boom. But it’s finding love that’s the problem. Like a guy to stay with you when it’s raining because you don’t wanna go outside but he will to go get your favorite eggrolls from the Chinese place and will also pick you up cookie dough and chocolate chips so you can bake at home because hello, its raining! And to sit and cuddle with you as you watch Girls and pretend that he’s not rolling his eyes. Or to go with you to Whole Foods and not get pissed when you’re like stop checking your phone. Or to like have sex with you in dressing rooms when you decide to reward him for going with you to Whole Foods. Like that kinda guy. It’s hard to find.
So anyways I sigh to myself and I’m like if I write in this condition then this novel is going to be so depressing. Lemme go see what they got all on the shelves.
So I go start to see what there is and I don’t know how but I end up in the romance section. I’m looking through, trying to find the smut, when I hear someone tell me, “They got the good stuff next shelf.”
I look over and there is this guy standing there. He’s got a coffee and he’s in just regular jeans and a white shirt but OMG. He’s so CUTE. Like I can make out his muscles through this shirt he’s wearing.
He’s defo hotter than Freeway. And WineBar. And Dodgeball. Who’s Dodgeball? That’s how hot.
I’ll finish the rest later.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Hmmmm
Wow imagine the response I got....
Ok you guys. So my mailbox is blowing up because apparently wearing a peach lace thong is not THAT bad of a reason to stop seeing someone.
Like people were all like OMG you stopped talking to Freeway just for that? I haven’t had a chance to respond to all of them yet, but I figured, let me take the temperature real quick of my audience. So, we’re gonna do our first poll!
All respondents get entered for a prize of a free book from my catalog!
Lets say you’re single and dating. And you meet a classy and hot guy and when you’re fooling around with him you find out that he wears lace thongs for women when he wants to feel sexy. Is this a dealbreaker!
Hell Yes
Hell No!
I’ll do anything at this point
I really am curious. Lemme know!
I’m gonna go to sleep now.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
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