First off, THANK YOU to everyone who chimed in. I think from talking to you guys, I got a good sense to 1) go with the sundress, and 2) WineBar isn’t being crazy, but is just trying to make sure that I don’t feel out place by dressing all sexy for what ended up being a family barbecue.
Only the barbecue was already full swing when I got there.
I brought with me a bottle of vodka.
Let’s recount some of the things I remember:
What was I wearing?
I was wearing the sundress I spoke about. I had on some sexy underwear – white lace La Perla. Felt really sexy. I couldn’t wait to show WineBar when we were alone. Maybe let him feel me up, Put a finger inside, then bring it to his mouth. My mouth works too. That was the plan.
What had I eaten all day?
Two sticks of celery for lunch.
How many brothers were there at the barbecue?
WineBar actually has three brothers – two of whom were there. One is a bond trader. The other is in Divinity School.
How many drinks did you have within 30 minutes of getting there?
Three. One with each brother. I had two glasses of Sangria. And a vodka and red bull.
What happened next?
I remember walking around messaging people and looking for a cigarette because I was drunk. That’s a memory.
I remember something being really funny.
At one point I wanted to eat some ribs but I guess I didn’t want anyone to see me get my fingers messy so I think I took some ribs and ran off to eat in the bushes like an animal?
I may have meowed. AT people.
I think I did show WineBar my white lace La Perla. But I don’t think he was alone. I don’t know if I cared.
I think I kissed someone, but I’m pretty sure it was a girl. And there was cheering.
At some point, one of WineBar’s female friends who is also friends with me called me an Uber. I’m pretty sure I got home and fell asleep on the living room sofa. I’m assuming this, since I woke up here with a text from her saying she got me an Uber and to text her in the morning.
I checked and I have my wallet and purse and credit cards.
No one roofied my drink or anything.
How much did you have to drink?
Like 8 glasses of sangria – I lost count
Margarita
2 vodka red bulls
Beer?
Wine?
Whatever was left in the cooler at the end of the night.
What has WineBar said?