Just for full disclosure, this convo happened while I was in Cancun with Tia. It did not happen like this completely but the parts I don’t remember I tried to fill in to the best of my ability!
Tia: Hey Alexis - can you take a look at my blurb?
Alexis: Sure thing WorkMom!
Tia: Sigh. We had this discussion already. I don’t know why you’re calling me your Work Mom.
Alexis: Because you’re like my work mom! You make me feel all warm and fuzzy when I feel low!
Tia: Do you help on blurbs when you feel warm and fuzzy?
Alexis: Sure do! I’ll get on it right as soon as I get back to the hotel.
Tia: Back?! You’re still out?
Alexis: Yuppp!
Tia: Young lady! You know it’s 6 am?!!
Alexis: Uhhhhmm
Tia: How are you going to wake up in time to go to Tulum or Chichen Itza like I told you about? The tour leaves at 7 am!
Alexis: Uhm….
Tia: You’re just gonna spend the day on the beach aren’t you?
Alexis: Sigh. Yes. But I wasn't gonna tell you because you want me to do all this cultural shit...I mean stuff.
Tia: Instead of doing the cultural you’re gonna bake on the beach and then go drinking at night?
Alexis: But I'm on vaca and it’s so much funner!
Tia: Alexis…
Alexis: I know…. :(
Tia: Well, if you had listened to me, you'd know that If you go past Tulum, like I said, there is a nude beach?
Alexis: (perking up) huh? Serious?
Tia: And let’s just say that they’re packing…how do you say it…12 inches?
Alexis: OMG! That’s why you told me to head to the pyramids?! I’m so there! Heading to the bus now!
Tia: Let that be a lesson! Always listen to your Work Mom!
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Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
Slutting It Up
Oops. I Did It Again.