But first, there’s something I need to do.
I get up, my skin prickling as all that semen drips down to between my thighs. I lean into Ethan, kissing him on the lips, and then do the same with Colt. They don’t flinch at their own taste, they simply embrace it.
Oh my God, it seems like all this started an eternity ago. They were rivals, and I just wanted them between the sheets, nothing more than that. Now look at us… We’ve grown together and shed all layers of insecurity that held us back. We are three but, at the same time, we are one.
I can’t help but smile as my eyes wander over their naked bodies, knowing that as long we remain together we’ll be unstoppable. Inside the field and between the sheets.
I’m Juliana Heaton, and I may be a bad girl. But I’m also the happiest woman alive.
Trust me.
Epilogue
SportsNation
Welcome to SportsNation - I'm your host for the evening, Patsy Brooks. Thank you for joining us for this special edition post-Super Bowl broadcast. With me, I have three very special guests, starting quarterback for the New York Nailers, Colt Stackford, Ethan Blake, defensive end, and Julianna Heaton, the team owner.
Guys, welcome to the show.
Julianna: Thank you for having us.
Patsy: So, you guys must be flying now. What was it? Only several weeks ago you were getting smashed to bits by the media, and now, you're Super Bowl champions.
Colt: I mean, come on, how could you believe anything differently? We're the fucking Nailers.
Ethan: Colt, you can't swear on television. Jesus, they're going to get a fine.
Patsy: It's okay, Ethan, we've taken out special insurance before the three of you got here against any possible FCC fines...we've learned our lesson.
Julianna: I can never take them anywhere nice! They end up breaking everything.
Patsy (laughing): That's what you get when you fall in love with two men, darling. And both men happen to be in peak physical condition.
Colt: I think she wants in on the action, babe.
Julianna (smiling): Maybe in a bonus chapter, hon. Not right now on national television. I think we've all been a bit over-exposed.
Patsy: So speaking of which, Ethan, Colt, tell us a bit about your win? What was going through your heads?
Ethan (deep sigh, in serious thought): Well, we definitely went in with a chip on our shoulders, as you know. But it was actually something really great. After the press conference that we had where we sacked AJ, it was as if a renewed vitality had gone through the team. We clicked instantly. Coach Karl has been great - he's sort of emerged as this wise father figure to us and we were able to execute his strategies to maximum advantage. And quite honestly, once we had gotten rid of the demons that had been plaguing us; even those that were there before Colt and I joined the Nailers; we were pretty much unstoppable.
Colt: Fuck, yeah! What that douchebag Ethan said. Except he forgets my game-winning 90-yard touchdown pass...
Ethan: It's kind of easy to forget, Colt. That's because it happened in the second quarter.
Patsy (laughing): So Julianna, tell us what your next plans are. You're definitely an inspiration to all women everywhere. You've conquered the NFL. You've gotten a championship ring. There's even talk in some circles of you becoming Commissioner.
Julianna (smiling): Well, Commissioner certainly would be interesting, but I really want to build up the franchise first before I think of anything else. My father coached this team his entire life and slowly built it up to what it is today. And Coach Karl has been a tremendous steward and I want to continue working with him. We had our bumps at first. But I've really come to rely on his guidance and counsel. I want to make sure that the changes and ideas he has gets implemented.
Patsy: Any clue as to what they may be?
Julianna: He's had this marvelous idea for a new passing game that could potentially revolutionize the way football is played for years to come. Similar to the West Coast offense. I want to try implementing it next season and see how it does against the other teams.
Patsy: And other teams are definitely looking to see what the Nailers are doing. There's talk of people trying to copy your success.
Colt: And why wouldn't they? Less than three fucking months ago we were getting ass-fucked by the press, losing a game by huge fucking numbers. I think we lost to the LA Lickers by like 21 points. But then look at us now? We fucking turned shit around and won the Super Bowl.
Ethan: I don't think any level of insurance you have is going to protect your network from Colt...