Patsy (laughing): I think America can make an exception for its favorite family. And you guys are a family unit now?
Julianna (smiling): That's right. We're all three of us co-habitating together as of tomorrow in a new apartment at the Dakota.
Patsy: Congratulations.
Ethan: Thanks. It's going to be a learning experience. None of us have lived together with another person ever.
Julianna (taking Colt and Ethan by the hands): But we love each other. So we're not worried at all.
Colt: Plus, if any of us piss each other off, we can just fuck it out.
Patsy (wincing): Thanks, Colt, I think. And how has this relationship changed your off-field fan base for you and Ethan? I imagine not as many groupies and fans coming up to you now?
Ethan: Actually, if you can believe this, it's gotten a lot more intense. People camp out now to get spots to see us practice. They try touching us wherever we go just to be able to say they felt us. Our fans are very generous with their good wishes and honestly, it's really moving. Remember, I've never been someone who interacted with fans as much as, say, Colt...
Patsy: Interacting being a euphemism I take it.
Colt: Let's just get down to the real word, yeah? I fucked any woman that wanted a piece of me.
Ethan: As I was saying, I haven't partaken in as much as Colt, but the genuine love and affection of the fans for the three of us is overwhelming at times.
Colt: But our cocks belong to Julianna now.
Ethan: And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Patsy (smiling to Julianna): Seems like you have a life that only the ladies of America could dream of.
Julianna (smiling): I'm lucky. I have two men that I love. And they love me. Every day is a new day to me.
Patsy: Seems like you three will be very happy together.
Colt: Four, right?
Patsy(confused): I don't understand.
Ethan: Jesus Christ, can't you keep your mouth shut, Colt, for one thing? One secret?
Julianna (laughing): It's okay. Really. Well, Patsy, I guess you heard it here. The three of us are very happy together, but we're soon to be expecting a fourth. A little guy or girl for us to take care of.
Patsy: Oh my God! Congratulations!
Julianna: Thank you!
Ethan: Thank you!
Patsy: Who's the father?
Julianna: We decided we didn't want to know. We're going to love him or her just as much.
Colt: But we know it's really probably me. I mean, I'm a potent force in the reproductive field. My little guys destroy Ethan's any day of the week....
Ethan (laughing: As Julianna was saying, we decided we don't want to know. We don't think it's important.
Col
t: Because in the end, we love each other.
The three hold hands and smile in genuine affection to each other, their gazes lingering on Julianna.