The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) - Page 6

Painting with menstrual blood

was transformative!

Girl, I would love to

help you move that modular

couch from IKEA.

Cold? Take my micro-

fleece vest. I only wear it

ironically.

Have you reconciled

your identity with race

and class privilege?

Don’t label me—I’m

a non-het-identified

poly pagan witch.

It has been MANY

years, but I’m not done griping

about The L Word.

LESBIAN PICKUP STRATEGIES THAT RARELY WORK YET ARE REPLICATED INCESSANTLY

Perfect the art of

leaning on things. Once mastered,

hook thumbs into jeans.

Drink excessively

the whole night. When she’s nearby,

talk a lot louder.

Buy Tipping the Velvet.

Don’t give it to her! Hope

she gets the “message.”

Visit a witch store.

Not for spells, just to support

local queer business!

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