Painting with menstrual blood
was transformative!
Girl, I would love to
help you move that modular
couch from IKEA.
Cold? Take my micro-
fleece vest. I only wear it
ironically.
Have you reconciled
your identity with race
and class privilege?
Don’t label me—I’m
a non-het-identified
poly pagan witch.
It has been MANY
years, but I’m not done griping
about The L Word.
LESBIAN PICKUP STRATEGIES THAT RARELY WORK YET ARE REPLICATED INCESSANTLY
Perfect the art of
leaning on things. Once mastered,
hook thumbs into jeans.
Drink excessively
the whole night. When she’s nearby,
talk a lot louder.
Buy Tipping the Velvet.
Don’t give it to her! Hope
she gets the “message.”
Visit a witch store.
Not for spells, just to support
local queer business!