Name obscure “shipping”
reference. When she does not
get it, run away.
Knit your feelings for
her using symbols culled from
dream dictionaries.
Say “Hi.” Before she
can respond, run outside and
hail a taxi home.
Go to Trader Joe’s
any day but Saturday.
(That’s just good advice.)
Write a haiku book
(with cats). Fill with deep longings.
Sign hers “TRANSFERENCE.”
HOW TO PICK UP …
The serious lesbian
Intersectional
cisgender hegemony
assimilation!
The sporty lesbian
“Is that Old Spice that
you’re wearing, or … is that Old
Spice that you’re wearing?”
The practical, cheap-cardigan-owning lesbian
“You unravel me
like H&M shirts after
two months’ worth of wear.”
The DIY lesbian
“My life has vastly