The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

My muse! My favorite …

Aphrodite?… Airlea?

Ai … think I love you?

Georgia O’Keeffe

Here, I made you this

flower painting. It’s symbolic!

Of your … beauty.

Audre Lorde

Eating bananas

is nice, but how about we

put them in your vag?

Susan Sontag

Sex is a pillow—

an extension of the self.

Yet suffocating.

Susan Sontag tries again

Would you like to talk

obscure French theory with

me? I hate myself.

Willa Cather

There is nothing but

the land. We are all dirt, so

shall we lie in it?

Willa Cather keeps going

I would plough you like

the godly red heaven that

is Nebraska soil.

Virginia Woolf

When I said I want

“a room of my own,” I meant