RENT OR ATTENTION!!!!!
Don’t feel blue, feel indigo!!!!
Want a “love that’s true”?
Shall we “multiply life by
the Power of Two”?!?!!
Protest the inaccurate portrayal of snakes as villains and cruel beings in the media!!!
Snakes are creatures that
deserve our ssssympathy!! Join
the causssssse Augussst 3!
RE: Butch tenors and altos sought!! (REVISED)
Ad was not for sex!!!
Stop sending me pics of your
“classically trained” “flute”!!
I can’t assemble this fucking IKEA bedframe
Me: Have Allen wrench,
won’t travel. You: Can decode
wordless instructions.
HOW TO PROPOSITION SOMEONE WHILE PLAYING ONLINE SCRABBLE
Play “qiviut,” the
word for musk ox undercoat.
Ladies love musk ox!
’Tis better to have
loved and lost to you at Scrab—
WAIT, NO, IT ISN’T.
F U—the game I
wanna play is called Words With
Friends With Benefits.
PERFECTLY VALID EXCUSES A LESBIAN MIGHT USE TO TURN YOU DOWN FOR A DATE
Cosmic omens
I would date you, but