Mercury’s in retrograde
until Saturday.
Harried Potter
I must finish this
paper on ontology
of Muggles’ struggles.
Serious concerns
I am attending
a lecture on the social
privilege of leisure.
Ex factor
I promised my ex
that I would join her at her
birthing ritual class.
OkStupid
You thought this was a
date? “Activity partners”
are what I’m after.
Multitasking
I’m going to an
insemination ritual/
poetry reading.
Pain check!
I’d love to, but I’ll
be Facebook stalking my ex
for the next nine hours.
Ex-ceptions
I promised I would
never date my ex’s friends’
ex-spin instructor.