You’ve had so many
orgies that three-ways start to
feel isolated.
You just didn’t get
to process enough when you
were monogamous.
TAKING THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL
How a lesbian proposes
Diamonds are evil!
I found you this rock. It’s how
penguins get engaged.
A sample of lesbian wedding and engaygement announcements
Save the date! Our
contract with the government
includes fish tacos!
In lieu of gifts, we’re
asking that guests refrain from
mocking Tofurky.
Please join Tamika
and Sally on their quest to
destroy “straight” marriage.
We don’t believe in
marriage. We just really want
monogrammed towels.
A LINE OF LESBIAN-THEMED GREETING CARDS FOR YOUR LONG-TERM LOVERS
A special poem for a special lady this Valentine’s Day
Roses are red, but
I don’t support nonsustainable
industries.
To the überaffectionate long-term partner