involves dream catchers.
We don’t have sex; we
just pet each other until
a man comes along.
It’s like straight sex, but
the little spoon is determined
by lottery.
It’s like hetero
sex, but sometimes our penises
glow in the dark.
It’s like straight sex, but
we don’t have to rub one out
ourselves afterward.
It’s like straight sex—same
regrets, insecurities—
but with more laundry.
It’s like straight sex, but
by “sex,” I mean deconstructing
patriarchy.
It’s like straight sex, but
less worries about whether
your nipples “look weird.”
Lesbian sex is
like water polo—no one
really knows the rules.
Why you should be proud
to have small hands: picking teeth,
sewing, and fisting.
Advanced techniques
It’s like straight sex but