The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) - Page 29

with frequent trips to Michaels

for more soy candles.

Putting the anal back in analysis

Can I Freudian

slip my finger inside your

Jung, supple body?

Who has time for sex?

We’re far too busy

slowly shedding our matching

cheerleading outfits.

Options are limitless

Penises are like

boy bands: they can only move

in One Direction.

IF THE FIFTY SHADES SERIES HAD BEEN WRITTEN BY A QUEER LADY

Fifty Shades of Spay

Protagonist finds

herself enslaved by CUTEST

tripod tabby cat.

Fifty Shades of Stay

Surprise! That “contract”

you signed was for our new time-

share in Provincetown!

Fifty Shades of Gay

A bisexual

is born and no one questions

her identity.

Fifty Shades of Old Bay

Two industrious

gals spend all night … arranging

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