The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) - Page 30

their spice cabinet.

Fifty Shades of Essay

A lesbian tome

on all that’s wrong with the books.

In Papyrus font.

Fifty Shades of Bombay

In which a woman’s

kink is revealed to be lip-

syncing in saris.

Fifty Shades of Tanqueray

A very drunk gal

tries to seduce a fountain

for seven hours.

Fifty Shades of A.A.

Two sober gals quickly

realize they’re incompatible.

And move on.

Fifty Shades of Okay

Two women meet, and

they both respect each other’s

boundaries. The End.

Fifty Shades of Bray

A lesbian tries

to explain the timeless allure

of Fran Drescher.

Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey

Lesbian admits

she has pubic hair. Her sex

life remains fine, thanks.

Fifty Shades of Buffet

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