The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

the organic lube!

Baby, could you flip

me over? My left foot is

totally asleep.

I’m gonna rip that

grandpa sweater right offa

you when we get home.

You wanna have sex

tonight? Okay, but you have

to do all the work.

It’s oddly not a

turnoff when you eat pasta

out of the strainer.

The sweatpants from Old

Navy manage to stay on

the entire time.

It’s midnight! If you

wanted a piece of this, you

should have asked at ten.

But I just washed the

sheets! Okay, fine, I’ll arrange

towels artfully.

Three times in one week!

My, it’s just like we’re twenty-

one years old again!

Let’s wait till after

Orange Is the New Black. No,

the next episode.

Nibbling her makes you

realize you’re hungry, so