The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

People die on Grey’s

Anatomy, thus killing

all lady boners.

From the lesbian committee on political correctness

We request that “big

spoon” be replaced with “body-

actualized spoon.”

When explaining to your parents why you insist on working for nonprofits

“I’ve decided to

stay on another year.” “So

you hate money then?”

From the lesbian committee on political correctness, again

We request that you

never Facebook “poke” someone

without her consent.

The wrong way to sext

“Yes, that’s it, right there,

babe.” Wait, why am I sexting

using both my hands?

On making long-distance work

Skype sex? Can’t you just

masturbate to my Facebook

pics like usual?

Only straight girls seem to flirt with you

I’m used to women

that I date being straight, but

never straightforward.

People accuse you of narcissism

I’m fucking someone

who looks just like me. It’s my