The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

What a hot night! I’m

so glad you figured out you’re

actually straight.

PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE REASONS WHY A LESBIAN MIGHT SLEEP WITH HER FRIENDS

Plenty of fish in

the sea! And plenty of

Smirnoff in this bottle.

We take the concept

of recycling VERY

SERIOUSLY.

How else could you get

access to the premium

cable channels, huh?

You wanted to spend

time with her cat, but ended

up with her pussy.

To prove the last girl

wrong. MY FIGURE EIGHT TECHNIQUE

IS SOLID, NICOLE.

Because her bed has

a legit mattress, with a

frame and everything!

So you’d have fodder

for an empowering folk

song or a haiku.

The brief walk home was

TOO FAR and it was below

seventy degrees!

I don’t want to be

in a relationship! Just