In the end it worked out because Matthew wrapped his arms around my shoulders, calling me his short stuff. All in all I couldn’t ask for more. I was, however, a little surprised by the extra kids there today. Some I recognized from the rink, especially the new dad and son that Cooper had a problem with last time.
This should be fun.
It turned out to be more fun than I thought it would be. The kids were all jumping into the pool while the adults watched on from the side. Many in different conversations. It wasn’t till I went inside to get a bottle of water that I came face to face with Sam.
“Hey, Parker, I thought that was you. I’m just not used to seeing you in clothes. Ummm, I mean, not hockey clothes. I had no idea you and Tom were related.”
“Hey, Sam, I thought I saw Michael, but like you it’s hard to see people in clothes,” I say, going with the joke. “How are you guys settling in?”
“Really great. Michael loves his new school, and he can’t stop talking about you and the rink. I was wondering if maybe you would like to take the kids out for pizza one night. I think Michael and Allison are in the same class.”
I’m just about to respond when I hear a semi growl.
“Babe, you coming out or staying in? Oh, hey,” Cooper says, acknowledging Sam. “I didn’t know that you knew Tom. It’s a small world.” He continues being nice, but I know he is about to snap any second.
“Yes, we met at the rink a couple of weeks ago, and Michael loves getting together with the twins, but especially Allison. Actually, last week we couldn’t tear those two away from each other.”
OH, FUCK ME.
“Really?” Cooper has now inched his way to me, holding my neck in his hand, bringing me closer to his side.
“Um, actually I wasn’t here last Sunday. My ex was with her. She refuses to let her Sunday swim day go, so he drops her off.” I try to calm the storm.
“Oh, that must be why you weren’t here.” Sam offers as an explanation.
“Yeah, that must have been the day you spent with me,” Cooper says, and in that moment, I swear he should have just pissed on my leg.
“Oh, wait, are you guys together? I thought I heard Tom say that you were single.”
“She was single, but then we had dessert together, so you should know she’s taken as in taken means she’s mine.”
Just at that moment a little wet fish comes in wrapped in a towel.
“Cooper, did you see me do the biggest cannonball eber? It eben splashed the edges.” She looks up at him, and he scoops her up into his arms, not giving a damn that she is dripping wet all over him.
“I did see that, but then I came to get your mommy so she can see.”
“Momma, it was so big. Cooper, can we habe ice cream?”
“We gotta ask your mom first. Mommy, can we have ice cream?”
“Sure, baby, we can all have ice cream. Why don’t you tell Matthew it’s time to go? We can swing by DQ on the way home.”
“Yes,” she says, wiggling out of Cooper’s arm, running to tell her brother.
“It was nice to see you, Sam. See you at the rink,” Cooper says, pulling me away with me turning around to wave.
“I can’t believe you just did that,” I hiss at him.
“Babe, he needs to know you will never go out with him. I’m doing that guy a favor by always asking you out and getting rejected. The shit stings the ego.”
“Really, how many times have you been rejected?”
“Never, but I’m not Sam. So, are we really stopping at DQ because I can’t lie to your kids?”
“You’re unbelievable, you don’t even reason like a normal person.” I shake my head side to side. “Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.”
“Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick. It’s fucking huge.”
“Oh. My. God. You did not just say that.”
“I don’t lie, babe, it’s a fact.”
“Mommy, Cooper, let’s go. Matthew is in the car.”
And with that, we say our goodbyes and head out to DQ where Cooper buys Allison the biggest cone with sprinkles.
Chapter Eleven
I don’t know if it’s me but this week has been going at a snail’s pace. I just want this week to be over. It may be the fact that I will be having a date date with Cooper Saturday night. Oh, who am I kidding, it is exactly that.
This week has been rough in the orgasm department because the kids are here. My vagina may be a magnetic pull to his dick, but I’m not doing that knowing the kids can catch us. I mean, I’m almost thirty-five. I think I can wait a couple of days. Okay, fine, I have been using BOB in the shower with the door locked. Dude, it’s been a while, so don’t you go judging.