Clicking her fingers, Dahlia suggested, “Anal sex, write that down.”
It took a second for it to sink through the slight alcohol induced haze in her brain, but when it did, Luna punched her on the arm. “You’re married to my damn brother.”
“Sucks, doesn’t it?” Ariana snickered, enjoying Luna getting a taste of the torture this time.
Leaving them to argue it out, I met Lily’s wide eyed look with my own. Leaning in she whispered, “I saw an ad for an anal sex kit if you’re going to do that. You get like plugs and lube in it. Although the plugs still looked kinda big,” she mumbled as an afterthought.
“How about a threesome?” Ariana suggested, just as the noise in the bar dimmed slightly.
“Now, puddin’, you know you’re more than enough for me. Why would I want to share you with another woman?” Parker’s deep voice asked, making us all jump.
I’ll give her credit, even with her cheeks hot enough to fry eggs on and shaking slightly, Ariana responded calmly, “Well, you’re not enough of a man for me, so I guess we could ask another one of those to join us, couldn’t we?”
I wanted to be her when I grew up. To have that quick wit and be able to answer without her voice shaking, she was like the vixen and wit version of James Bond.
I didn’t get to hear what Parker said back to her, though, because I was picked out of my chair by familiar hands and then ended up sitting in Levi’s lap.
“I think it’s pertinent to point out at this point that four of us here are her brothers, and two are as good as brothers,” he said over my shoulder, nodding at Madix and Rich who’d also joined us. “Any talk of threesomes or sex between or involving the two of you is punishable by a cactus being shoved up your ass.”
Turning her glare onto her brother, Ariana snapped, “Kari’s here by the way. She says she’ll call you.”
Groaning, he leaned his head in between my shoulder blades as Tate asked, “Kari, as in your ex?”
Leaning forward so quickly that I almost face planted in the umbrella city, Levi growled, “Let’s get this straightened out before you upset Lottie – and let me make it clear, I will not be happy if that happens. Kari was my girlfriend when I was seven years old. Not yesterday, not a week ago, fifteen years ago, seeing as how I turned twenty-two three weeks ago and every last one of you celebrated it with me. On that very day, she texted me asking me if I could call her about a question she had about renovating an old barn. I said I’d do my best but I didn’t have much to do with my house being made, aside from helping the guy draw that shit out. She tried calling me that night but I was celebrating, so I rang her back the next day and she didn’t answer. In all honesty, I’d even forgotten that it’d happened.”
Everyone stayed quiet for a couple of minutes after it, but always the curious one, Dahlia was the one to break it. “Why did you guys break up?”
Sighing, he nodded at Luna whose eyes had lit up at the question. “Tate told him that chicks had cooties, and if he kissed one he’d end up with tits. He was going to break up with her, but by the time he saw her at recess she was already going out with Danny Brockowicz.”
“The guy with the sinus problem?” Ariana asked, wrinkling her nose up. “Gross.”
Leaning around my shoulder, Levi pointed out, “It’s not like he could help that, the poor bastard had to live with nickname Boogerwicz for years. And I think it was allergies that caused it, not his sinuses.”
Just then, the woman herself strolled up to the table, her lips twisting slightly when she saw me sitting on Levi’s lap.
Obviously it didn’t really mean much to her, though, because she walked around the table until she was behind us, and leaned in to hug him from behind.
“I thought I saw you come in. I’ve been waiting for you to call me.”
Tightening the arm that he had around my waist, he pulled me back against his chest. “I’ve been busy. Have you met Charlotte?”
Giving me one of those quick to mouth and quicker to floor type of smiles - the ones that disappear as soon as they’ve happened - she turned back to him gracing him with a genuine smile.
“I really need your help with that barn as soon as possible. The purchase is due for completion next week and I want to get the building started immediately, but I don’t know where to start.”
“Like I told you, I didn’t have much to do with mine aside from deciding on the layout. You should speak to your architect and the team overseeing the renovations.”