Suddenly Tibor Charismo stiffened and pressed both forefingers to his temples. “I am getting something from a year hence. I see crowds cheering and I hear hooves galloping. Manifesto, the word Manifesto. Does that have any significance to you gentlemen?”
Noble and Jeeves clutched at each other in a flurry of excitement. Charismo’s tips were famous. He was never wrong. A man could make his fortune on a tip from Mr. Charismo.
“Manifesto,” said Jeeves in hushed tones. “I bet on that beauty last year at Aintree. She won by twenty lengths. I ate beef for a week.”
“She’s going to win it again,” said Noble. “Not a word of this to anyone. No need for the odds to shorten.”
“No. No need whatsoever. Me and you only, Noble.”
Charismo clapped his hands briskly. “Gentlemen, our business is done, and I would feed my guests.”
Jeeves more or less booted Chevie from the carriage, followed by Riley.
Charismo raised his face to the gigantic coach driver, who kept a cudgel on the seat beside him in case of hijack. The driver gave the impression of someone who had seen every horror London had to offer and had probably been responsible for inflicting a good portion of them. His head was completely shaved, with a star-shaped scar above his right ear.
“Barnum, take these two gents wherever they want to go and then come directly back here.”
“Yessir, master,” said the driver, and he whistled to the horses to move along.
“I know,” said Charismo, as the carriage rumbled down the avenue. “Master. It’s so melodramatic, but I get a shiver every time I hear it. Humble beginnings, you see.”
Chevie rubbed the cuff marks on her wrists and wondered when her world would make sense again.
What should I do here? she thought. What does the FBI handbook say about dealing with spiritualists in the past?
The pavement seemed hard and gritty beneath her feet, and she could smell flowers from the window boxes in the evening air.
We have been beaten, drugged, dragged, and beaten some more, she thought. We need rest.
“Perhaps you are considering flight,” said Charismo, linking arms with them both. “After all, who is this mysterious benefactor who has pulled you from the frying pan? Perhaps only to toss you into the fire, eh? If that is your decision, then leave now. Charismo will be devastated, as I have prepared for your coming. A hot bath, fresh linen, soft pillows, roasted fowl, and beer for the boy, but, as you wish. I saw you both in my vision, and I felt that somehow you were special. I would simply like to talk with you, and perhaps document something of your story for my next novel. I was working on a comedy of errors for the stage entitled The Panther That Was Pink, but that can wait; I have a feeling that your story is far more interesting. So, you may stay with me for as long as you wish, and in return for a few hours of your time each day, I shall treat you like royalty and perhaps introduce you to some. What say you?”
What say we? thought Chevie. I have no idea who this guy is or what is going on here. The Panther That Was Pink? Riley and I need a few minutes to talk.
She turned to consult her young friend, but he was already halfway up the steps to the spectacular town house.
“It looks like we are staying,” she said to Charismo.
The tiny gentleman squeezed her arm. “Capital. You have no idea how happy that makes me. We will get you cleaned up and find you some ladies’ clothing, instead of that boyish rigout that you were obviously forced to wear by your abductors.”
Chevie spied two young women stepping from a nearby carriage wearing enormous bonnets and a million layers of skirts.
Ladies’ clothing? she thought. Not in this lifetime.
• • •
Chevie was woken by a vertical shaft of sunlight slicing through a gap in the curtain. She ignored it for as long as possible, but whichever way she turned her head it seemed to follow, lighting the inside of her eyelid. Eventually she summoned the energy to drag a pillow over her head, and she would have drifted off to sleep once more had it had not been for the sheep.
Sheep? Aren’t sheep supposed to help a person go to sleep? Her subconscious threw up the idea that she should try to count the sheep.
No, Chevie thought. I am not counting sheep.
But the mind is its own master, and hers was soon trying to figure out how many sheep were in the flock, based on the tones of their bleatings.
It is amazing how each sheep has its own little personality, if you really listen.
And this thought finally forced Chevie to open her eyes. A thought like that could be enough to get a person kicked out of the Bureau if you happened to voice it aloud to the agency shrink.
“Sheep!” she moaned. “Why are there sheep in Bedford Square at this time in the morning?”
Then she sat up and saw that the bed was a showy brass affair heaped with flounces, ribbons, and crocheted cushions, and she remembered that she was not in Bedford Square anymore.
She sighed. “Not a dream, then. What a pity.”
Chevie pulled aside the gauze drapes, climbed out of bed, and padded across a deep carpet to a purple velvet curtain with golden ropes and tassels.
Chevie stood in the tall sash window and looked down on a perfect Victorian mews, thronged with staff and traders, their industry hidden from the view of important people.
She remembered something Charismo had told them at dinner the previous night.
The Duke of Westminster, one of my society clients, lives nearby in Grosvenor Street, and I have a Farspeak line running directly to his office. All I have to do is pick up this receiver and one of the most powerful men in Great Britain listens attentively to whatever I have to say.
Whoever this Charismo guy was, he had all sorts of clout. Funny that the same guy would have one line to the Duke of Westminster and another to Otto Malarkey.
Something caught Chevie’s eye. An elderly gent was walking down the back lane, tugging four sheep on a string behind him.
Four, thought Chevie. I knew it.
Charismo had ordered a maid to remove Chevie’s clothing for burning, promising a selection in the room that would be suitable for a young lady about town. Chevie checked the wooden wardrobe and found that in the ladies’ half there was room for two dresses with their voluminous bustles, while the men’s side held a selection of suits and hunting wear. Chevie chose a pair of jodhpurs, probably tailored for a teenage boy, tucked them into knee-high riding boots, and topped the lot off with a crisp white shirt.
We need to get out of here, she thought. I don’t trust this guy: he is being too nice to us. And he knows far too much about the future to be from the past. I do not buy this spiritualist story for a minute.
She placed her ear to the door and could hear sounds of conversation from downstairs.
No doubt Riley the fan-boy is asking any question he can think of.
The conversation drifted up to her with the aroma of coffee and fresh bread. Chevie realized that she was starving, in spite of the feast Tibor Charismo had served up the previous night.
Chicken, guinea fowl, turkey, pheasant. How many birds can a person eat in one sitting?
She twisted the painted knob and found the door locked.
Odd. Why would our supposed benefactor lock me in?
As far as Chevie was concerned, this was simply another tick on the evidence sheet against Charismo.
This guy has some kind of link to the future. He is connected to
this case, and with any luck he can show us the way home.
But before she confronted him with her suspicions, Chevie decided that it would be wise to snoop around and gather some evidence.
I’m a federal agent, she thought. Snooping is what we do best.
The window was also locked, which slowed Chevie down. She discovered a cushion that had been embroidered with Charismo’s own face and thought of ramming her elbow through Charismo’s nose to crack the pane beyond.
But the glass breaking was not a clever idea. The noise would still be heard in the mews, and there were people on the flagstones in the yard. As soon as she smashed the window there would be a hundred eyes on her.
There’s something about this guy Charismo. Either he’s from the future or he knows someone who is, but it’s not just that. I have a bad feeling about him. And it’s not just the circumstantial evidence and that creepy mask.
Not a hunch; more than that. An un-remembered memory. Come on, subconscious; where are you when I need you? There must be another way out besides the window. Chevie spent a minute knocking on the walls, searching for the secret passage that all Victorian houses had in the movies, but there was no hollow echo, just the flat rap of solid brick. Then she noticed a silk screen, again embroidered with Charismo’s face. In petty annoyance she put the toe of her riding boot through the screen, only to feel a draft. It was a fireplace with a driedflower arrangement in the grate.
The chimney. Garrick came down the chimney in the Garden Hotel. I never thought I would steal one of his tricks.
Chevie knelt and poked her head into the flue. It led to a redbrick chimney. Chevie saw the bricks were red, even through a scaly skin of soot, because a splash of light fell across them from above.
Light, thought Chevie. That means there’s another fireplace one floor up.
She wriggled her shoulders into the flue—while there was enough space for a wriggle, there certainly was no room for a shrug.