Lords and Ladies (Discworld 14) - Page 260

Slowly, as the leaky strains of Mrs. Widgery's Lodger wound around the mist, the dancers leapt and squelched their way slowly through the night. . .

“. . . two, back, jump . . .”

The sticks clashed again.

“They're watching us!” panted Tailor, as he bounced past Jason, “I can see 'em!”

“. . . one . . . two . . . they won't do nothing 'til the music stops! . . . back, two, spin . . . they loves music! . . . forward, hop, turn . . . one and six, beetle crushers! . . . hop, back, spin . . .”

“They're coming out of the bracken!” shouted Carpenter, as the sticks met again.

“I see 'em . . . two, three, forward, turn . . . Carter . . . back, spin . . . you do a double . . . two, back . . . wandering angus down the middle . . .”

“I'm losing it, Jason!”

“Play! . . . two, three, spin . . .”

“They're all round us!”

“Dance!”

“They're watching us! They're closing in!”

“. . . spin, back . . . jump . . . we're nearly at the road . . .”

“Jason!”

“Remember when . . . three, turn . . . we won the cup against Ohulan Casuals? . . . spin . . .”

The sticks met, with a thump of wood against wood. Clods of earth were kicked into the night.

“Jason, you don't mean-”

“. . . back, two . . . do it. . . ”

“Carter's getting . . . one, two . . . out of wind . . .”

“. . . two, spin. . .”

“The accordion's melting, Jason,” sobbed Carter.

“. . . one, two, forward . . . bean setting!”

The accordion wheezed. The elves pressed in. Out of the corner of his eye Jason saw a dozen grinning, fascinated faces.

“Jason!”

“. . . one, two . . . Carter into the middle . . . one, two, spin. . .”

Seven pairs of boots thudded down . . .

“Jason!”

“. . . one, two . . . spin . . . ready . . . one, two . . . back . . . back . . . one, two . . . turn . . . KILL . . . and back, one, two. . .”

The inn was a wreck. The elves had stripped it of everything edible and rolled out every barrel, although a couple of rogue cheeses in the cellar had put up quite a fight.

The table had collapsed. Lobster claws and candlesticks lay among the ruined meal.

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