'And he's supposed to be good? I never heard of him.'
'He's a shark,' I said. 'He's new to the area.'
'So what's your interest in this?' Sklar asked me.
'Just being a friend, Marty. Since we went to school together and all.'
And I left the showroom.
Lula and I didn't say anything until we were out of the lot.
'Girl, you can lie!' Lula yelled when I turned the Buick onto
Broad. 'You are the shit. I almost gave myself a hemorrhoid trying not to laugh back there. I can't believe how good you can lie. I mean I've seen you lie before, but this was like Satan lying. It was inspired lying.'
Stephanie Plum 10 - Ten Big Ones
Four
I drove two blocks up Broad and pulled into a Subway shop.
This is a good place to eat lunch,' Lula said. They got them low-carb sandwiches. And they got them low-fat sandwiches.
You could lose a lot of weight eating here. The more you eat, the more you lose.'
'Actually, I chose Subway because it was next to Dunkin' Donuts.'
'Friggin' A,' Lula said.
We each got a sub. And then we each got six doughnuts. We sat in the car and ate the sub and the doughnuts in silence.
I crumpled my wrappers and shoved them into the doughnut bag.
'Do you know anything about the Slayers?' I asked Lula.
'I know they're bad news. There's a whole bunch of gangs in
Trenton. The Comstock Street Slayers and the Bad Killer Cuts are the two big ones. Used to be you only heard about Slayers on the
West Coast, but they're everywhere now. Kids join up in prison, and then they bring it back to the street. Comstock Street is gangland these days.'
'I talked to Morelli a while ago. He said the Slayers are bragging about shooting Eddie Gazarra.'
'Bummer. You better watch out on account of you disrespected
Red Devil, and he was hanging with those guys. You don't want to get on the bad side of a Slayer. I'd be real careful of that if I was you.'
'You're the one who shot up the devil guy's tire!'
`Yeah, but he didn't know it was me. He probably thought it was you. You're the big-deal bounty hunter. I'm just a file clerk.'
'Speaking of file clerk, I should get you back to the office so you can do some filing.'
`Yeah, but who's gonna watch out for your ass then? Who's gonna help catch the bad guys? You know what we should do? We should go take a look around Comstock Street. Maybe we could get the
Red Devil.'
'I don't want to get the Red Devil. He shoots at people. He's a police problem.'