“How did you come across this website?” I distracted her from Dad’s untimely coughing that she misread as more judgment.
“Dell.”
I tapped my index finger on the mouse. “Dell the florist?”
“Yes.”
“She’s deaf.” I narrowed my eyes. At least it had always been my understanding that Dell was deaf.
“Yes. But she hasn’t always been deaf. Eight years ago, she drowned. They pronounced her dead. An hour later, she expelled a bunch of water from her lungs—in the morgue. Had it been summer, she wouldn’t have survived—the cold temperatures preserved her or something like that. Anyway, she had a near-death experience that left her deaf.”
“How would a near-death experience leave one deaf?” Dad asked. Some things piqued his curiosity enough to ask questions.
Mom smiled. “Funny you should ask. No one can prove that she had a near-death experience, as we know all too well. But doctors can’t figure out why she can’t hear. Drowning doesn’t cause one to go deaf. There were no signs of trauma. Her eardrums were intact. All tests and scans came back normal. Still, she can’t hear. The last thing she remembers hearing was a voice. A voice!”
Swiveling in the desk chair, I laced my hands behind my head. “You have my attention.”
Her wide eyes shifted to my dad. Yeah, she had his attention too. “I can’t remember the exact words she heard, but the gist of it was that she had a choice. Cross over or go back and never hear the whisper of man again. Which … not a deal breaker to a florist, right? But she wasn’t a florist at the time. Dell was an opera singer. She knew a lot of famous musicians and people in the industry. I’ve been sworn to secrecy, but I can tell you a very famous pianist, who also had a near-death experience, told Dell about Athelinda. Only the most connected, highly prestigious individuals seek her wisdom and advice on near-death experiences.”
“Then why the website lacking any sort of prestige?” I asked.
Mom shrugged. “Only those who seek feel the need for validation. I don’t think Athelinda is seeking anyone or looking for validation. I think she’s just allowed those who do seek her to find her.”
Two weeks later, I stood at the entrance to the address Athelinda sent me. The door read, “Psychic. Walk-ins welcome. Estimated wait time is eternity.”
“Are you fucking serious?” I mumbled. Had I not taken three flights to get there, I would have turned around and headed right back to the airport.
“Come in.” I glanced up at the camera mounted above the corner of the door.
A click followed a buzz. I pushed open the door, cringing as my head whipped backward from the pungent odor of incense. I coughed a few times and waved my hand in front of my face.
“Welcome, Ronin.” A woman with straight silver hair to her waist bowed, hands folded at her chest. Tiny brown-stained teeth peeked out from behind thin dry lips on her gaunt face.
I coughed again.
Her croaky voice fit her brittle body. She probably did know the meaning to life after a hundred years on Earth—my best guess of her age.
“No need to worry. I haven’t burned anything hallucinogenic since this morning. It’s mostly sage and Frankincense you’re detecting at the moment.”
Under a black ceiling and a million stars and moons hanging via fishing line from said ceiling, I surveyed the situation. And by situation, I mean the whole room.
Creaky wood planks covered the floor with no furniture except two round velvet pillows the size of a car tire and the color of a cat’s vomit after eating too much grass. Hand-painted white clouds covered the light blue walls.
“It’s 10:00 a.m.” I coughed again. “What do you consider morning?”
“Nine. Unless you book the early bird slot, but that’s an extra hundred dollars.” Athelinda lifted the floor-length skirt to her white cotton dress that may have been an actual sheet sewn into a frock. “Shoes and socks off, please.” She wiggled her crooked toes, some smooth like they never had a toenail and others with thick yellow nails. “We need to access all of your energy. In fact, I encourage you, if it’s in your zone of comfort, to remove all of your clothes and slip on a loose gown like mine.” She tugged on the wide sleeves.
“You know … I think removing my socks and shoes is where my comfort zone is today.”
“As you wish.” She folded her hands and bowed again.
I removed my socks and shoes and took a seat on the pillow facing her lotus-posed body. Pulling my long limbs toward me, I crisscrossed my legs, certain if I sat in that position too long, I’d never get them uncrossed.
“Let’s close our eyes, take a few deep breaths, and go through some questions.”
The tacky room.
The terrible odor.
The witchy woman.